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#scoopz

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Well I finally know what's wrong, in the words of the doctor himself after an MRI-

"Yea, you're gonna be here a few days because you have possibly the biggest abscess I've ever seen figure out how to get into a lung,".

At least he had a sense of humor,I get a better room, and a more comfy bed now.

Also slightly terrifying.

So I don't think I'm posting any videos for a few days.

I have like 260, not bad for like 40 days work xD

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scoopzapp.com#LifeDrama I am Coughing Up BLOOD! #life #wtf #health#LifeDrama I am Coughing Up BLOOD! #life #wtf #health

There is an awful trend of "prank" streamers going to other countries, breaking laws, and then getting thrown in #prison as they are narcissistic lunatics with a death wish.

People like a streamer named #johnnysomali who is facing 15 years in #southkorea and Vitali, a washed up YouTube prankster facing 8 years in the #phillipines.

Many others too.

I find it #funny how they act so tough, then turn into begging children when facing real crimes.

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scoopzapp.com#TrueCrimeStories Clout Chasing "Prank" Streamers Now Getting Thrown in Foreign Prison CONSTANTLY #crime #news #world #lol#TrueCrimeStories Clout Chasing "Prank" Streamers Now Getting Thrown in Foreign Prison CONSTANTLY #crime #news #world #lol

Something that is a common theme I notice about #maga trolls is they often view #kindness and #empathy in a man as weak.

They all buy into the ideas #elonmusk and #trump go by, that success and masculinity is defined by money, and cruelty, and you're less of a man if you don't have a "real job" or ask for #help or even help others.

It's a sign of #strength and #intelligence. I often find the most empathetic people I meet, are also the smartest.

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It's interesting to me watching people who were completely sure about #trump and entirely devout realize they messed up.

People like #joerogan who served as a Trump garbage regurgitator looked like their entire reality shattered, as they watched the deportation situations, and economic crash. I think his personality split apart.

#benshapiro or Fox News economists, and #maga congressmen are too, and they have the same look.

It's pitiful.

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scoopzapp.com#TrumpTariffsCANMEX Joe Rogan, Ben Shapiro, MAGA Senators & Fox News ALL TURN ON TRUMP Over Tariffs! #news #usa #maga #trump #politics#TrumpTariffsCANMEX Joe Rogan, Ben Shapiro, MAGA Senators & Fox News ALL TURN ON TRUMP Over Tariffs! #news #usa #maga #trump #politics

#tesla is absolutely screwed.

Their stock was at about 268 at closing last night.

In less than 24 hours it has dropped to 239 or so last I checked right before writing this at 2:53.

29 dollars in a day is MASSIVE. Most companies aren't valued at 29 a stock.

Also the EU is likely fining X a BILLION for #disinformation laws.

CEOs are also losing billions in #tech as the market crashes, like #jeffbezos.

#elonmusk must be sweating.

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scoopzapp.com#TeslaStock Tesla Stock Dropping HARD, EU Fining X & CEOs Losing BILLIONS! #tesla #news #usa #elonmusk#TeslaStock Tesla Stock Dropping HARD, EU Fining X & CEOs Losing BILLIONS! #tesla #news #usa #elonmusk
#uspol#news#economy

The #usa is entirely screwed, and we just caused a #global #recession as well, cuz #china just imposed a 34% Tariff on ALL imported things from the #usa and markets around the world panicked, then crashed.

The entire EU announced retaliations with tariffs, and likely other consequences, saying nothing is off the table.

The USA as we know it is gone. We will never recover fully from this.

Good luck, we are gonna need it.

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scoopzapp.com#TrumpTariffsCANMEX China Put 34% Tariff on EVERYTHING, Entire EU Announced Retaliation & Canada Matched Our Own #usa #news #canada #trump #maga #politics#TrumpTariffsCANMEX China Put 34% Tariff on EVERYTHING, Entire EU Announced Retaliation & Canada Matched Our Own #usa #news #canada #trump #maga #politics

Even #trump knows how badly he messed up.

He had a press conference, answered ONE QUESTION then buckled under the pressure of the questions being asked, all of them bad, and ran away.

Then he flew to Maro Lago and is GOLFING after destroying our #stockmarket after saying EVERYTHING'S FINE!

Reminds me of the meme of the dog in the burning house saying the same. Except it's real, the house is the #usa and it isn't funny.

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scoopzapp.com#TrumpTariffsCANMEX Trump Golfs After Denying Economic & Stock Market Crash #economy #maga #trump #usa #news#TrumpTariffsCANMEX Trump Golfs After Denying Economic & Stock Market Crash #economy #maga #trump #usa #news

I really enjoyed watching #elonmusk get mercilessly heckled at his own rally in #wisconsin and then panic, and blame it on people being paid off in the audience.

What about the millions around the world protesting him?

What about the millions of Americans who are?

Nobody has enough money.

He's just a man-child in a death spiral, and all his stocks are crashing.

#trump Whitehouse people are turning on one another, and hiding.

We are winning.

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scoopzapp.com#TeslaStock I Enjoyed Elon Getting Mercilessly Heckled at his Wisconsin Rally! Also Tesla Stocks Dropped 12 Dollars in 12 Hours xD #maga #elonmusk #news #usa #lol#TeslaStock I Enjoyed Elon Getting Mercilessly Heckled at his Wisconsin Rally! Also Tesla Stocks Dropped 12 Dollars in 12 Hours xD #maga #elonmusk #news #usa #lol

Comments like this always make me laugh.

Cuz for one they get auto-deleted, and I am the only one who sees them, and I don't care.

Also - this is EXACTLY the kind of comment I'd imagine someone would make from the safety of their mom's basement.

The whole tough guy over the Internet thing is such an oxymoron - Acting tough hiding behind a keyboard!

#humor#funny#scoopz

#petermarks the director of the Center for Biologics Evaluation and Research (including #vaccines) will be resigning on April 5th due to #rfkjr being selected as the next secretary of #health which I can understand entirely.

He is a conspiracy theorist who doesn't believe in vaccines, which is basically what Peter Marks is in charge of.

No reason to keep doing your job when the guy way above you doesn't believe in what you do!

I'd resign too.

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scoopzapp.com#FDAResignationOverRFK I would Resign TOO if MY BOSS was Against what I Oversaw!#FDAResignationOverRFK I would Resign TOO if MY BOSS was Against what I Oversaw!

Something I find endlessly #funny on #scoopz is how I get tons of hate comments, and if someone is too offensive or uses too harsh of language, Scoopz automatically deletes the comment, and I am the only one who ever sees it when it shows up in my inbox.

#maga people don't care if they insult me, they want validation from other MAGA idiots, and want other people to see their insult, and agree.

If I tell them this, they give up, and stop arguing xD

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scoopzapp.com#TrumpTariffsCANMEX A Message to Anyone who Leaves Awful Comments for Negative Opinions on Elon Musk, or Trump xD#maga #trump #elonmusk #usa #politics#TrumpTariffsCANMEX A Message to Anyone who Leaves Awful Comments for Negative Opinions on Elon Musk, or Trump xD#maga #trump #elonmusk #usa #politics

I am more than HALFWAY to being able to make money on #scoopz and getting paid for all the efforts I put into #videos I make!

1000 followers, I have 589.

I make almost nothing aside from rare donations.

I had to learn #video #editing.

I had to learn #photography.

I had to learn #photo editing.

I had to get comfortable talking on camera.

I had to learn #research skills for topics.

I had to learn #socialmedia after not using it forever.

4 whole-ass professions, I'm hopeful:)

What was going on with #scoopz has passed!

I am getting views again!

Including one talking about #elonmusk committing a FELONY today.

He offered two, one million dollar checks to people going to a rally about voting in Wisconsin.

It's illegal to offer incentive to vote in Wisconsin, the state called him out, and he immediately deleted the tweet.

They announced they are pursuing legal actions too afterwards!

He doesn't have immunity.

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scoopzapp.com#TeslaStock Elon Committed a FELONY Today! Then Deleted the Evidence, so HERE IT IS! Probably not Good for Business! #politics #maga #elonmusk#TeslaStock Elon Committed a FELONY Today! Then Deleted the Evidence, so HERE IT IS! Probably not Good for Business! #politics #maga #elonmusk

There may be a coordinated invasion or attack against #scoopz at the moment by #maga after a few people pointed out the possibility.

If I post a benign video it will get some views, but my political videos get ALMOST NONE while MAGA posters get tons.

I think bots and MAGA people are mass reporting, and down voting liberal videos until the algorithm drops them.

Someone also got an error message on my video link earlier. Worked for me, like it was hidden.

I'll ride it out.

MAN #maga people are slow on #news aren't they?

I still have people claiming that #greenland itself wants to be part of the #usa despite them stopping #JDVance and #ushavance from coming, then every single Greenlander ALSO saying no after the travel agency said no, and his reps went house to house BEGGING for someone to let them, and they also said no.

I didn't know you could be MORE CLEAR and still not be heard.

These people... UGH!

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I made this video as I have seen a gigantic rise in #discrimination against people with #mentalhealth issues on the #maga side of the fence, who will constantly accuse me of faking #tourettes syndrome for money.

It's already a problem, and has gotten worse.

We can be accidentally funny, and people think we are quirky so it's faked a lot for views.

I always just say "if anyone would like proof, I have the papers from my last hospital stay!"

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scoopzapp.com#LifeDrama Tourettes Fakers Ruined it for Real Cases like Mine Online #funny #mentalhealth #random#LifeDrama Tourettes Fakers Ruined it for Real Cases like Mine Online #funny #mentalhealth #random

I am convinced #joerogan is the one leaving the nasty comments on my #scoopz #videos cuz I had never paid much attention to him. I knew he was a #maga idiot who was as far right as could be, and anyone #incels love I STAY FAR AWAY FROM.

SO I knew he was brainwashed already.

I watched one of his recent podcasts and had to stop after about 15 minutes.

It was PAINFUL and he was giving the exact same "arguments" and MAGA rage lies I was getting on Scoopz.

The dude's a #meme

These auto #tariffs go deeper than just the tariff itself.

American cars almost exclusively use foreign parts now. We don't really have American #cars anymore, we have American labeled cars with an amalgam of other countries inside.

All we really did was put it all together.

If we put tariffs on foreign cars...

They wouldn't even need their own.

Just put a restriction on exporting parts to the USA.

We wouldn't have an auto industry at all.

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scoopzapp.com#TrumpAutoTariffs They were not Needed AT ALL, and Actively HARMFUL to the US! #politics #cars #usa #maga #trump #tariffs#TrumpAutoTariffs They were not Needed AT ALL, and Actively HARMFUL to the US! #politics #cars #usa #maga #trump #tariffs

I made this as an educational video to explain to people who are uninformed, and willing to hear what #tariffs do:

For anyone here who doesn't know-

They don't make your country money. They are designed to stop a country from trading with you, and go somewhere else, either as a consequence, or because they are overwhelming your own local market that you wish to maintain.

They COST the imposing country money.

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scoopzapp.com#TrumpAutoTariff Tariffs don't Make Countries Money, They're Designed to Encourage Countries NOT to Trade, and Go Somewhere Else#TrumpAutoTariff Tariffs don't Make Countries Money, They're Designed to Encourage Countries NOT to Trade, and Go Somewhere Else

I just found out one of my favorite #youtube channels/podcasts - #midastouch is now OUTPERFORMING #joerogan THE INCEL LOVED BRO-KING UGLY DUDE CONSPIRACY THEORIST.

He's been outdone by A LIBERAL #podcast that absolutely hates everything #trump does. Highy recommend.

It's one of the places I get news to make videos on #scoopz with the #groundnews app, which is fantastic. It gives you sources from all sides for major #news so you aren't biased.

Good day for libs!