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Emergent Consequences is now available on itch.io, for free!
This story follows the antics of Life, who paints the universe into being, and here twin brother, Death, who exists simply to destroy everything she creates.
Together, they create a universe that thankfully isn't our own and Life continually interferes, leading to emergent consequences.
![I swear to God, if you don't stop beat boxing while I'm dying, I'll take you with me.
[pic of woman dying in hospital bed and guy beatboxing right next to her (although I'm sure the picture was meant to look like he is grieving)]](https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/114/348/612/679/586/324/original/ca4f250580089fee.png "I swear to God, if you don't stop beat boxing while I'm dying, I'll take you with me.
[pic of woman dying in hospital bed and guy beatboxing right next to her (although I'm sure the picture was meant to look like he is grieving)]")
I came into this world and immediately regretted it.
I'm perfectly fine except every single thing
In real life, I assure you there is no such thing as 'rise and shine'.
I got an email from the amputee coalition saying this is amputation and limb difference awareness month.
I was like "Yes,half my leg is missing, I am aware of that"
#disability #donthavealegtostandon #bestfootforward
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"If I'm ever killed by a mountain lion just know my last words were "Here kitty kitty." #lol #funnymemes #CatsOfMastodon #kissat #caturdayeveryday #humour #darkhumor
