The Narcissist's Guide to 
"Getting the Narrative Under Control.:
1. People do something that pisses you off.
2. Stalk and harass them.
3. Create a scene in public that is witnessed by five, 10, 20 other people who ask, "What the fuck?"
4. Those people hear the story and then tell you to GTFOH.
5. Add those people to your list of people to stalk and harass.
Repeat steps 2 through 5 ad infinitum.
Sometimes you find things on the internet and you think to yourself:
Holy shit I've got to share this with other people.
I think the only one I haven't seen her use is #5.
Huh.
What does it say about someone when they can take an event about an idea and only talk about the people?
I feel like more people need to practise saying:
"Well played."
Especially when they keep doing things that they outright KNOW is going to result in a counter (move), and they should really be impressed by the creativity of said counter.
This one's gonna take a while, and of course you're going to hate it, but it's objectively hilarious as hell.
Also, I forget how many presents I have pending in addition to this.
Three, I think.
Women predators, particularly those who pair up with male counterparts are fascinating — especially the way in which they frame themselves as victims in order to reel in more targets and to evade justice.
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[W]hen videotapes were entered into evidence that showed a smiling Karla and not the scared, abused Karla, the self-construction of victim dwindled. Through the participation of the crimes, Karla not only transgressed the social norms of accepted femininity but she also violated laws and human moral values.
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So, when a woman is associated with multiple male predators, how do we know when they themselves are the victim and when they are an enthusiastic participant?
This is a developing story.
#AproposOfNothingInParticular
Almost home again and hearing about "civility" and "being neighbourly" 
They're literally murdering people, but okay.
Facilitating communication between marginalized communities and the people who want them dead or deported isn't the pinnacle of enlightenment you think it is.
Is it possible to die of schadenfreude?
Hoe.
Lee.
Shit.
Me enjoying the screenshots shared with me.
#AproposOfNothingInParticular
Oh look.
My old twitter banner.
"It's like that fable about the Scorpion and the frog, except there's no frog, just a bunch of scorpions."
Jesus Christ.
That Narrative Control folder is about to go NUCLEAR.
Sorry about your luck Ottawa, but it's great to just be able to focus on the tasks at hand and not have to deal with grifters on scooters looking for conflict to feed her scuzzy audience of grievance collectors.
You sure you don't want to keep them?
I think people who enjoyed ant farms as kids probably shouldn't be on social media.
You open the lid, you put something in, and a whole flurry of activity results. Then you go away for a few hours and you come back and you open the lid, put something in, and a whole flurry of activity results.
And this goes on and on until eventually you come back and everything's dead.
And then you're sad because it was a lot of fun seeing what the numpties, er ants, were going to do with the new thing you were planning to post, I mean, "put in the top".
