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Trendy Toots<p>Today's top ten tag trends:</p><p>10: <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/FursuitFriday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FursuitFriday</span></a><br>9: <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/WindowFriday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>WindowFriday</span></a><br>8: <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/FensterFreitag" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FensterFreitag</span></a><br>7: <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/em2024" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>em2024</span></a><br>6: <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/oddthingsthatkeepmeawake" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>oddthingsthatkeepmeawake</span></a><br>5: <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/gersco" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>gersco</span></a><br>4: <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/time" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>time</span></a><br>3: <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/JukeboxFridayNight" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JukeboxFridayNight</span></a><br>2: <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/euro2024" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>euro2024</span></a><br>1: <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/totp" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>totp</span></a></p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/trendytoots" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>trendytoots</span></a> 📈</p>
NWBison🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇬🇪🇲🇩🇹🇼🇵🇸🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐕<p>True story 2:</p><p>As an adult, kayak camping on Posey Island Marine State Park in Washington, the foghorn on nearby Stuart Island sounded every 30 seconds. After several hours of silently cursing it, I obsessed with just knowing I could fall asleep if it only sounded once per minute.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/OddThingsThatKeepMeAwake" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>OddThingsThatKeepMeAwake</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HashtagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HashtagGames</span></a></p>
NWBison🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇬🇪🇲🇩🇹🇼🇵🇸🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐕<p>True story 1:</p><p>As a teenager, camping with the Boy Scouts at Camp Wilderness, Minnesota, under the stars with no bug dope, as soon as I exposed my head mosquitoes were all over my face and whining in my ears; and as soon as I pulled the sleeping bag up over my head I couldn’t breathe.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/OddThingsThatKeepMeAwake" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>OddThingsThatKeepMeAwake</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HashtagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HashtagGames</span></a></p>
Preheated Lung<p>If I buy a time machine on credit and go forward in time... who paid for the time machine?</p><p><a href="https://techtoots.com/tags/oddthingsthatkeepmeawake" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>oddthingsthatkeepmeawake</span></a> <br><a href="https://techtoots.com/tags/hashtaggames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>hashtaggames</span></a></p>
Megan Marie Hart<p>One sheep three sheep five sheep seven sheep nine sheep …</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/OddThingsThatKeepMeAwake" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>OddThingsThatKeepMeAwake</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HashTagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HashTagGames</span></a></p>
DopeGhoti<p>I wonder what the inside of my eyelids would look like if I could see them properly?</p><p><a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/OddThingsThatKeepMeAwake" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>OddThingsThatKeepMeAwake</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/HashtagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HashtagGames</span></a></p>
Nick 🇨🇦 Sorry I'm Nasty<p><a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/oddthingsthatkeepmeawake" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>oddthingsthatkeepmeawake</span></a> </p><p>How to fit Fast Car into <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/HashtagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HashtagGames</span></a> </p><p><a href="https://youtu.be/AIOAlaACuv4?si=fDrVSs8rxQMlIyig" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">youtu.be/AIOAlaACuv4?si=fDrVSs</span><span class="invisible">8rxQMlIyig</span></a></p>
GrumpyBun<p>Part 1: My mind is too busy thinking up posts for <a href="https://mastodon.thirring.org/tags/HashtagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HashtagGames</span></a> </p><p>Part 2: Someone invokes the <a href="https://mastodon.thirring.org/tags/HorseWithNoName" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HorseWithNoName</span></a> and the song gets stuck in my head. </p><p><a href="https://mastodon.thirring.org/tags/OddThingsThatKeepMeAwake" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>OddThingsThatKeepMeAwake</span></a></p><p><a href="https://youtu.be/na47wMFfQCo?si=nuHMmzXgOCH4XoST" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">youtu.be/na47wMFfQCo?si=nuHMmz</span><span class="invisible">XgOCH4XoST</span></a></p>
Pooblemoo<p>Trying to decide if my heart really did race then slow down then skip a beat just now. </p><p><a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/OddThingsThatKeepMeAwake" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>OddThingsThatKeepMeAwake</span></a><br><a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/HashTagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HashTagGames</span></a></p>
Timothy Andrew<p>I should play Megadeth more because I like to rock and laugh simultaneously </p><p><a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/OddThingsThatKeepMeAwake" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>OddThingsThatKeepMeAwake</span></a><br><a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/HashTagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HashTagGames</span></a></p><p><a href="https://songwhip.com/megadeth/sweating-bullets" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">songwhip.com/megadeth/sweating</span><span class="invisible">-bullets</span></a></p>
Mike. 🩼🇨🇦<p><a href="https://disabled.social/tags/OddThingsThatKeepMeAwake" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>OddThingsThatKeepMeAwake</span></a><br><a href="https://disabled.social/tags/HashTagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HashTagGames</span></a> </p><p>Just watch...</p><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYctPI4MkjE" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">youtube.com/watch?v=iYctPI4Mkj</span><span class="invisible">E</span></a></p>
Paul Nesbitt-Larking<p>Counting sheep - and obsessing about the precise lines of distinction among lambs, sheep, and mutton without being ageist </p><p>Is ram a noun or a verb and what about ewe? </p><p><a href="https://mstdn.ca/tags/OddThingsThatKeepMeAwake" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>OddThingsThatKeepMeAwake</span></a>
<a href="https://mstdn.ca/tags/HashTagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HashTagGames</span></a></p>
Cardboard Robot<p>How do I write myself out of the corner I wrote?</p><p><a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/OddThingsThatKeepMeAwake" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>OddThingsThatKeepMeAwake</span></a><br><a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/HashTagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HashTagGames</span></a></p>
One Tired Dad 🤦‍♂️👶🤦‍♀️<p>Did I sign up for Elon Musk’s Neuralink and now everything is a Matrix-like simulacrum? Am I now a cybertruck salesman and don’t know it?</p><p><a href="https://social.horrorhub.club/tags/OddThingsThatKeepMeAwake" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>OddThingsThatKeepMeAwake</span></a><br><a href="https://social.horrorhub.club/tags/HashTagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HashTagGames</span></a></p>
Jason<p>What if 'Die Hard' isn't a Christmas movie?</p><p><a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/OddThingsThatKeepMeAwake" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>OddThingsThatKeepMeAwake</span></a><br><a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/HashTagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HashTagGames</span></a></p>
Jason<p>What is the ending to Lost?</p><p><a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/OddThingsThatKeepMeAwake" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>OddThingsThatKeepMeAwake</span></a><br><a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/HashTagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HashTagGames</span></a></p>
Radio Free Trumpistan<p><a href="https://friendica.myportal.social/search?tag=HashtagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HashtagGames</span></a><br><a href="https://friendica.myportal.social/search?tag=OddThingsThatKeepMeAwake" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>OddThingsThatKeepMeAwake</span></a></p><p>I coulda been a contender.</p>
ᴚ uɐᗡ<p>brexit was aliens who were mistakenly offended at perceived insults by racists &amp; opportunist grifters</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/OddThingsThatKeepMeAwake" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>OddThingsThatKeepMeAwake</span></a><br><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HashTagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HashTagGames</span></a></p>
Jenny<p>Intense fear that the heavy chandelier suspended over my bed is about to fall on me. </p><p>(Note: I do not have a chandelier of any kind hanging over my bed.)</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/OddThingsThatKeepMeAwake" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>OddThingsThatKeepMeAwake</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/HypnogogicHallucinations" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HypnogogicHallucinations</span></a><br><a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/HashTagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HashTagGames</span></a> <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://oldfriends.live/@hashtaggames" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>hashtaggames</span></a></span></p>
ᴚ uɐᗡ<p>I have failed him</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/OddThingsThatKeepMeAwake" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>OddThingsThatKeepMeAwake</span></a><br><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HashTagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HashTagGames</span></a></p>
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