#2433 Mars Rovers 

I just Googled 'roomba sojourner mod' and was sorely disappointed. Be the change, I guess!

#2432 Manage Your Preferences 

Manage cookies related to essential site functions, such as keeping Atrius and his sons imprisoned within the page.

#2431 Leap Year 2021 

I've lived in the present for my whole life and I'm not about to move now.

#2430 Post-Pandemic Hat 

Plus a shirt that says "it feels like you're making eye contact."

#2429 Exposure Models 

"Cumulative number of coronavirus spreadsheets created over time" is a spreadsheet I am coming dangerously close to creating.

#2428 Mars Landing Video 

The best part of crashing a Mars briefing is you can get in a full 11 minutes of questions before they can start to respond.

#2427 Perseverance Microphones 

If the first audio they downlink is from the descent, we probably won't be able to hear anything over the sound of the rover screaming.

#2426 Animal Songs 

Dr. Fauci is not permitted to have a cat, because as director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, his petting one would be considered giving aid and comfort to an allergen.

#2425 mRNA Vaccine 

To ensure lasting immunity, doctors recommend destroying a second Death Star some time after the first.

#2424 Normal Conversation 

"I think I'll pass. These days I have a hard time feeling comfortable in crowded bars with loud music and lots of shouting." --me, after the pandemic, but now for a second reason

#2423 Project Orion 

If you tune out again, when you tune back in you'll be hearing about dusty plasma fission fragment rockets.

#2422 Vaccine Ordering 

You know what they say: mRNA-1273 before tozinameran, you'll have to slay a banshee in a catamaran.

#2421 Tower of Babel 

Soon, linguists will be wandering around everywhere, saying things like "colorless green ideas sleep furiously" and "more people have been to Russia than I have," and speech will become unintelligible.

#2420 Appliances 

If you had an oven bag and a dryer that runs unusually hot, I guess you could in theory make tumbled eggs.

#2419 Hug Count 

I've never been that big of a hug person, but it turns out I'm not quite this small of a hug person either.

#2418 Metacarcinization 

Scientists still don't know how marine biologists manage to so consistently bring up whalefall ecosystems, when relevant conversational openings are so few and far between.

#2417 1/1,000th Scale World 

We're worried that a regular whale will get into a 30-foot-deep ocean trench section and filter-feed on all the tiny whales.

#2416 Trash Compactor Party 

What an incredible smell you've discovered.

#2415 Allow Captcha 

To prove you're human, please click all the number pairs that appear together in your Social Security number.

#2414 Solar System Compression Artifacts 

Most of our universe consists of dark matter rendered completely undetectable by our spacetime codec's dynamic range issues.

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