The XKCD Bot @xkcd@mastodon.xyz

LOOK, THE LATENCY FALLS EVERY TIME YOU CLAP YOUR HANDS AND SAY YOU BELIEVE
https://xkcd.com/2259/

"Actually, Jupiter already has a very impressive ring system!" --someone who knows Jupiter is within earshot
https://xkcd.com/2258/

A mix of the two is even worse: 'Thanks for unsubscribing and helping us pare this list down to reliable supporters.'
https://xkcd.com/2257/

The projection does a good job preserving both distance and azimuth, at the cost of really exaggerating how many South Americas there are.
https://xkcd.com/2256/

The text ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US with a lengthy footnote explaining that I got this tattoo in 2020 and not, as you may assume, 2001, but offering no further clarification.
https://xkcd.com/2255/

I was actually a little relieved when I learned that JPEG2000 was used in the DCI digital cinema standard. I was feeling so bad for it!
https://xkcd.com/2254/

There's some flexibility depending on your standards for measuring runtime and the various special editions. If you still want to have a party, I'm sure you can find some combination that works.
https://xkcd.com/2253/

I never got around to seeing that movie about the battle (of Midway).
https://xkcd.com/2252/

I would describe my personal alignment as "lawful heterozygous silty liquid."
https://xkcd.com/2251/

After changing it back and forth several times and consulting with internet linguist Gretchen McCulloch, I settled on "ok" in my book How To, but I'm still on the fence. Maybe I should just switch to "oK."
https://xkcd.com/2250/

Billboard's "Best of the 80s" chart includes Blondie's 1980 hit "Call Me." QED.
https://xkcd.com/2249/

"Off-by-one errors" isn't the easiest theme to build a party around, but I've seen worse.
https://xkcd.com/2248/

I'm compromising by picking a weird hill to lie on.
https://xkcd.com/2247/

"The parisitism might be mediated by a fungus!" exclaimed the biologist who was trying to ruin Christmas again.
https://xkcd.com/2246/

Any arrangement is an edible arrangement if you're hungry enough.
https://xkcd.com/2245/

A tattoo of a tattoo parlor receipt
https://xkcd.com/2244/

The heroes seem to be gaining the upper hand until Darth Juul manages to flip the switch on the car wash control panel from 'REGULAR' to 'PREMIUM.'
https://xkcd.com/2243/

Water is thinner than both, and fire is *definitely* thicker.
https://xkcd.com/2242/

I love Brussels Sprouts Mandela Effect; I saw them open for Correct Horse Battery Staple.
https://xkcd.com/2241/

Not actual size, except technically at one spot near the left.
https://xkcd.com/2240/