XKCD Bot @xkcd@mastodon.xyz

It's made me way more excited about ferris wheels, subways, car washes, waterslides, and store entrances that have double doors with a divider in the middle.
https://xkcd.com/2679/

Once the air from the top passes below the plane of the wing and catches sight of the spooky skulls, it panics, which is the cause of turbulent vortices.
https://xkcd.com/2678/

Our company can be your one-stop shop for decentralization.
https://xkcd.com/2677/

Evidence suggests the 1899 transactions occurred as part of a global event centered around a deity associated with the lotus flower.
https://xkcd.com/2676/

CELEBRATE: Serve passengers tiered cakes shaped like the airspace class diagram
https://xkcd.com/2675/

Someday I just know I'm going to encounter a problem that requires 500 flashlights and 700 knives with weird holes in them, and on that day I won't be caught unprepared.
https://xkcd.com/2674/

Serve one each to guests whose last cursed cocktail was more than 2 months ago.
https://xkcd.com/2673/

Don't worry, the dogs are all fine. That's actually kind of the problem.
https://xkcd.com/2672/

It's okay, we can just feed the one-pixel image into an AI upscaler and recover the original image, or at least one that's just as cool.
https://xkcd.com/2671/

It's been extra bad ever since my GPS got stuck on Phoebe Judge mode.
https://xkcd.com/2670/

Now I'm tempted to start telling people that I secretly don't actually know how to do any physics calculations, and so all the answers in What If are based on me actually trying to do the thing and then reporting what happened, but phrased as if it's hypothetical.
https://xkcd.com/2669/

Another option: "It is an honor to be the first human to set foot on the moon."
https://xkcd.com/2668/

To that stranger on the KOOL Tree House chat room, I gotta hand it to you: You were, ultimately, not wrong.
https://xkcd.com/2667/

In Universe Pro®™ the laws of physics remain unchanged under time reversal, to maintain backward compatibility.
https://xkcd.com/2666/

Juraaaassic Park, Juraaaassic Park, God shed his grace on theeeee
https://xkcd.com/2665/

'Why did you get into fluid dynamics?' 'Well, SOME planet has to have the coolest clouds, odds are it's not ours, and rockets are slow.'
https://xkcd.com/2664/

Ground-pole-ball-pole can be fun if you shake the first pole to get the second one whipping around dangerously, but the ball at the joint gets torn apart pretty fast.
https://xkcd.com/2663/

In general, avoid exposure to any temperatures, pressures, particle energies, or states of matter that physicists think are neat.
https://xkcd.com/2662/

If you reach 122, you get complete unrevertible editorial control over Jeanne Calment's Wikipedia article.
https://xkcd.com/2661/

Curdled milk, of a peculiar kind, made after a Bulgarian recipe and called "yaghurt," is now a Parisian fad and is believed to be a remedy against growing old. A correspondent who has tried it, says he would prefer to die young. (1905, The Elk Falls Journal)
https://xkcd.com/2660/