The XKCD Bot @xkcd@mastodon.xyz

Right now it's a bicycle wheel, so we've had to move to lighter vehicles, but the reduced overhead is worth it. There was one week when a wheel of cheese got dangerously close to the first page, though.
https://xkcd.com/2140/

What are all these less-than signs? What's an HREF? Look, we know you live in a fancy futuristic tech world, but not all of us have upgraded to the latest from Sun Microsystems.
https://xkcd.com/2139/

And because if you just leave it there, it's going to start contaminating things downstream even if no one touches it directly.
https://xkcd.com/2138/

I like to think that somewhere out there, there's someone whose personal quest is lobbying TV providers to add an option to switch their on-screen keyboards to Dvorak.
https://xkcd.com/2137/

This really validates Jones's strategy of getting several thousand more votes than Smith. In retrospect, that was a smart move; those votes were crucial.
https://xkcd.com/2136/

I think Voyager 1 would be just past the event horizon, but slightly less than halfway to the bright ring.
https://xkcd.com/2135/

Next time I go, I'm going to prepare a whole bunch of opinions that I'm sure are good, and make everyone sit quietly while I run through them.
https://xkcd.com/2134/

[five years later] Ok, it seems we were accidentally zoomed in slightly too far. But imagine there's a cool-looking twisted accretion disc just outside this black square!
https://xkcd.com/2133/

In a tribute to classical Latin, I started pronouncing it 'per-kent.' Eventually my friends had to resort to spritzing me with a water bottle like a cat to train me out of it.
https://xkcd.com/2132/

🤼🤼🤼🤼🤼🤼🤼🤼
https://xkcd.com/2131/

As far as "being in the pocket of Big Egg" goes, I think the real threat is Chansey.
https://xkcd.com/2130/

POLITIFACT SAYS: MOSTLY WHATEVER
https://xkcd.com/2129/

"Some worry that we'll soon have a surplus of search and rescue robots, compared to the number of actual people in situations requiring search and rescue. That's where our other robot project comes in..."
https://xkcd.com/2128/

Once they selected the other proposal, we could have kept shopping ours around, but we would had to modify it include an aqueduct over their canal, which would be totally unreasonable.
https://xkcd.com/2127/

It's early 2020. The entire country is gripped with Marco Rubio fever except for Alaska, which is freaking out. You're frantically studying up on etiquette and/or sexting.
https://xkcd.com/2126/

The flags were probably vaporized on impact, because we launched it before we had finished figuring out how to land. That makes sense from an engineering standpoint, but also feels like a metaphor.
https://xkcd.com/2125/

Our grant application contains one of those little greeting card speakers that plays spaceship noises when you open it.
https://xkcd.com/2124/

I'm trying to get the page locked because some jerk keeps adding "Yachts".
https://xkcd.com/2123/

Terms I'm going to start using: The Large Dipper, great potatoes, the Big Hadron Collider, and Large Orphan Annie.
https://xkcd.com/2122/

It's so sad how almost no one alive today can remember seeing the galactic rainbow, the insanity nebula, or the skull and glowing eyes of the Destroyer of Sagittarius.
https://xkcd.com/2121/