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Trump's new social network is preparing to launch... look familiar?

I advise you get on blocking the below domains.

You knew it was going to happen.

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Got a pair of YubiKeys. Let's find out if they're useful.

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I'm a great consumer. Society loves me!

Victorious! Game vs Player:2-2 That's a Tie. For now...

Dammit I'm so easily influenced. Saw @zpojqwfejwfhiunz using the boxart of this as a sleep screen for a remarkable, went to the website and bought it. Great purchase though.

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Web dev be like:

"I want to detect if a CSS variable has been changed"
"Sure, here's a very hacky solution with very specific requirements that are a pain to implement because there's no official way to do this"
"I want to detect if a user is sitting in a >3m² room, alone, and hasn't blinked in the last 2 seconds"
"You can use this 1-liner that utilizes the RoomSizeUserPresenceAndEyeBlink API Google pushed into standards to totally not improve their tracking of users"

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modular synth nerds: what would you like to add to your rack (that doesn't already exist) :boost_ok: :boost_requested:

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you can't ruin my day, silly!
I ruined it years ago

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Beta Monday
Patch Tuesday
Exploit Wednesday
Blue Screen Thursday
No Change Friday

Put the keys inside the house I'm going to sell, ha! Take that messy forgetti brain! Sometimes my own geniusness scares me.

The keys are in my jacket, on the coat rack, the one at the back door, of my current residence.

Found them. They where ofcourse in a specially selected place to put important keys. Now they are in my jacket. I hope I still know this in 10 hours when I will be handing them over.

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Big day today. I'm selling my house and need to give all my keys to the new owner. Now where did I put those keys?! Probably on a completely safe place where I could easily find them right? Fuck, why am I like this...

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@alexandra linux from scratch but its rewriting the linux kernel in Scratch

My worldview just crumbled, there is a professional webhosting business in this world, that doesn't has php support. DaFuq is that all about!

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