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Vivement qu'on invente Java++ pour avoir des fichiers en .jpp

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Notre Fediverse qui est aux cieux, que ton nom soit sanctifié.
Que ta propagation DNS vienne.
Que tes toots soient traités sur Mastodon comme sur Pleroma.
Donne-nous aujourd'hui notre dose de boosts pour ce jour.
Pardonne-nous nos erreurs 403, comme nous pardonnons aussi à celleux qui veulent ne plus être oppressifs.
Et ne nous laisse pas entrer en tentation avec les cishets, mais délivre-nous du Patriarcat.


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Jehovah's Witnesses: *knocks on door*

Me: *open the door*

Jehovah's Witnesses: Good morning, we've updated our Privacy Policy.

Hey y'all what do you think about Crunchyroll

"Stanley Kubrick shot the Moon landing in a studio" is as true as "hamsters are made of ham"

Leia :thaenkin: boosted

Technology Connections - TOSLINK: That one consumer fiber optic standard

Leia :thaenkin: boosted

You can't talk about Bigfoot in Europe, you have to say Bigmeter

capitalism, death mention, "funny" ad 

Just let people use whatever they want ffs

oh wow, another elitist Linux meme, what a surprise

"Thom Yorke looks like a homeless Lorax" :thaenkin:

Super le mec qui joue contre moi dans Smash lag tellement que j'ai pu envoyer ce toot

Leia :thaenkin: boosted

oh, forget the pants, patrick. let's get home and wash this paint off.

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@mrtino why encrypt your messages when you can speak Breton

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