mad @madprops@mastodon.xyz

taco bell of the candy world

Blaming a pandemic on bats is something The Joker would do

That's where the sin is, in a magazine

Pizza sells, but who's buying?

teach me how to party in 12 easy steps of $99

I'm convinced farts are god's greatest gift to humanity

You know the world is based on Gentoo when you need to be compiled to be born.

My interview process is simple. Make a trillion dollar company ... without googling.

hit facebook and book the gym

who the fuck still uses landline phones?

baby i think you just lack my extra chromosome <3

100000000 uq move

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this thought spawned from me judging myself for having low skills on a certain area just after i made something related on that feel, and thus improving a bit on it

maybe we get most critical of things when we see a sign it might be getting better. Like you see a show about a talking dog and complain "why aren't there enough shows about talking animals?"

maybe the future will be like, you have all clothing styles from all of history available
and all of them will be socially acceptable

Interesting site to learn/practice programming languages https://exercism.io

Giving money to a musician is always a sound investment

Just entered the repl.it challenge https://repl.it/talk/challenge/Real-Enough-Records/16771

resonance at day, lisa frank at night