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Advice to anyone on Mastodon who's new.

Let me say this if you are on here because you think you're going to somehow convince your friends to migrate here or you think you will be an influencer like over there, I got news for you, prepare to be disappointed.

If you're willing to have patience though, try communicating with some of the people on the local and fed. timelines. Even the simplest thing like a compliment will mean a lot to someone and who knows you might make new friends.

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Jack Dorsey ejects the zip disk containing twitter.exe and uses it to scoop some ranch dressing, which he eats raw, before sticking it back into the duct-taped together pentium that runs twitter dot com. This is how the "moments" tab was launched

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Well that happened I got me a new Tenth Doctor Funko Pop at the Pop-Up Calendar Store over at the Outlet Mall that I work at.

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avril lavigne canonically exists in the sims universe

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There's a match on this Wrestling Gold DVD set from the old Detroit territory with Chief Jay Strongbow in a Shark Cage Match.

It's exactly as bad as it sounds folks.

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just saw a Tube vid called "AVENGERS ENDGAME TRAILER EXPLAINED" and i wished for death to take me

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Now that I know George H.W. Bush’s Secret Service codename was “Timberwolf” I wonder if any of the Secret Service gave him a Minnesota Timberwolves hat as a gag gift?

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[Bot] Possible wrestling spoilers. Show more

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