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Advice to anyone on Mastodon who's new.

Let me say this if you are on here because you think you're going to somehow convince your friends to migrate here or you think you will be an influencer like over there, I got news for you, prepare to be disappointed.

If you're willing to have patience though, try communicating with some of the people on the local and fed. timelines. Even the simplest thing like a compliment will mean a lot to someone and who knows you might make new friends.

Fun times going on a wild goose chase for an hour to get a car key copied.

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Steven Universe is doing a brawlhalla crossover.

I seriously need to lay down for a bit and process that there's now a game where Pearl and John Cena can fight each other

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Who wants to bet if Benedict Arnold were alive today he’d have his own Primetime show on FOX News?

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Was :ny_giants: v :eagles: a flex game? Because if it is I have serious questions for ESPN programers.

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reflecting on content warnings & stuff 

“Somebody get me a banana.” - Larry Zbyszko

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*lou bega voice*

a little baby yoda in my life
a little baby yoda by my side
a little baby yoda is all I need
a little baby yoda is what I see
a little baby yoda in the sun
a little baby yoda all night long
a little baby yoda here I am
a little bit of mandolorian... HUH!!

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Paul Rudd and Aisling Bea star in Living With Your Alt-Account

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Enjoy Andre The Giant coming out to the SEC on CBS Theme at WrestleMania III. -

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The radiance is what gives a Jedi their power.

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I recently got Fantasia 2000 on DVD at a Collectibles shop by me for $1 practically brand new on DVD. It was partially open but the security stickers on the top and bottom were sealed preventing the case from being opened.

I checked Amazon to see how much it was brand new on there and a brand new copy on Amazon from a seller costs (no joke) $43.57 with Prime.

That's not even adding the sales tax.

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At Thanksgiving dinner, my brother explained why he texted me "Aubrey Huff" with no further context on Tuesday and I might have been happier not knowing what Aubrey Huff is up to these days

OK so I got the item today at Bed Bath & Beyond this morning and since I wasn't charged for the item until I paid for it at checkout I got it at the store price.

Which was on clearance for $4 and with Black Friday discounts come out to around $3.20.

That's probably the amount of money I would have paid for it anyway since it's freaking WrestleMania Steel Cage Challenge.

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The amazing thing is the Plug & Play Game is a ROM hack of the NES version with the WWE logo in place of the old WWF logo along with Ultimate Warrior and Razor Ramon added in place of Hulk Hogan and The Mountie.

I’m sure all the Jacques Rougeau fans refused to buy it in protest.

If you want to know why Bed Bath & Beyond is having troubles, they’re right now offering the WWE WrestleMania Steel Cage Challenge Plug & Play Game for half off on Black Friday at $9.99.

Guess what idiot bought it and reserved it for later?

(Points finger at myself)

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Michinoku Driver would be a good band name.

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