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Advice to anyone on Mastodon who's new.

Let me say this if you are on here because you think you're going to somehow convince your friends to migrate here or you think you will be an influencer like over there, I got news for you, prepare to be disappointed.

If you're willing to have patience though, try communicating with some of the people on the local and fed. timelines. Even the simplest thing like a compliment will mean a lot to someone and who knows you might make new friends.

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RB @mattyglesias@birdsite.com Imagine if every time a frustrated player whined about a call ESPN went with DRAYMOND GREEN ATTACKS IMPARTIAL OFFICIATING or whatever. It’s all ridiculous.

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In heaven, all shops, both digital and brick and mortar play the Wii Shopping Channel music at all times

You’d have better use putting a dollar through a shredder than donate to a Presidential candidate who has no hope of getting one percent in a poll much less winning the nomination.

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I was actually impressed when I ordered a toasted bagel with cream cheese at Dunkin Donuts that they didn’t go overboard with the cream cheese on the bagel.

That’s a first.

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Bought an old camera a few months back, discovered the previous owner had forgotten a roll of film in there. Got it developed and scanned, and it looks like these pics were taken in the 70s, then forgotten in the desert heat and super degraded. They're vaporwave as fuck.

“Where was Fred Wilpon when Jeffrey Epstein died?” - Some idiot on MetsBirdsite probably.

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I don't know how many people on Mastodon are interested in Fantasy Football but just in case, I set up a league on Yahoo! if you want to join.

Here's the link.

football.fantasysports.yahoo.c

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