GD @gdsk3k@mastodon.xyz

Advice to anyone on Mastodon who's new.

Let me say this if you are on here because you think you're going to somehow convince your friends to migrate here or you think you will be an influencer like over there, I got news for you, prepare to be disappointed.

If you're willing to have patience though, try communicating with some of the people on the local and fed. timelines. Even the simplest thing like a compliment will mean a lot to someone and who knows you might make new friends.

I’m glad everyone Birdsite has now come around to what I observed five years ago that SNY is basically a troll trade bait outlet when they don’t broadcast Mets games.

I must admit Jeremy Bates still being employed while John DeFilippo is now out of a job is a twist that even M. Night Shyamalan didn't see coming.

Swear to god if BVW trades Syndergaard to the Yankees for a Catcher with two years control he's never going to hear the end of it.

can this asshole please have a "me too" moment happen with him?

https://twitter.com/stevemorris__/status/1071802622997344256 - If there's any justice I hope Chuck Todd gets reincarnated as a tampon in his next life.

It’s been two years if they haven’t apologized yet then they never will.

Still grifting people on that GoFundMe?

“What’s the problem?” - Glenn Greenwald

MB @therickwilson@birdsite.com

60,000 Deep State traitors still roam free.

My God. What if #QANON is nothing but a gigantic fraud on a credulous army of dupes fed a steady diet of reality television, distilled bullshit, and idiot populism, cult fervor, and lurid conspiracy fodder?

Oh. Wait.

Mike Maccagnan's immediate reaction to Darron Lee's suspension.

Now that I know George H.W. Bush’s Secret Service codename was “Timberwolf” I wonder if any of the Secret Service gave him a Minnesota Timberwolves hat as a gag gift?

CNN's headquarters are being evaculated a half-hour after The Orange Goblin called CNN "the enemy of the people"

Burn in hell Jack Dorsey.