GD @gdsk3k@mastodon.xyz

Advice to anyone on Mastodon who's new.

Let me say this if you are on here because you think you're going to somehow convince your friends to migrate here or you think you will be an influencer like over there, I got news for you, prepare to be disappointed.

If you're willing to have patience though, try communicating with some of the people on the local and fed. timelines. Even the simplest thing like a compliment will mean a lot to someone and who knows you might make new friends.

The saddest fucking shirt ever.

It's the year 2019 and Atlanta Braves fans still do that stupid racist ass Tomhawk Chop?

Where are the people offended by the Washington Redskins to get on this shit?

RB @mattyglesias@birdsite.com Imagine if every time a frustrated player whined about a call ESPN went with DRAYMOND GREEN ATTACKS IMPARTIAL OFFICIATING or whatever. It’s all ridiculous.

You’d have better use putting a dollar through a shredder than donate to a Presidential candidate who has no hope of getting one percent in a poll much less winning the nomination.

Wonder if all these idiot clowns on the Jets beat reporting on the Jets lack of cornerback depth will realize that this is the fault of the GM they lobbied in their columns to keep last year because they depended on him as their source for their lazy shitty articles?

I was actually impressed when I ordered a toasted bagel with cream cheese at Dunkin Donuts that they didn’t go overboard with the cream cheese on the bagel.

That’s a first.

“Where was Fred Wilpon when Jeffrey Epstein died?” - Some idiot on MetsBirdsite probably.

Nobody learned shit from 2016 they just stupidly thought when they year ended celebrities would stop magically dying and that was good enough for them.

Nope, let’s keep being blind to our biases and not make compromise with ourselves dooming the country even more.

Fuckheads.

Tonight’s Mets game might have been the most exciting regular season win at Citi Field since the Flores walk-off HR game against Washington in 2015.

Doolittle really should have been done before he pitched to Conforto.

I don't know how many people on Mastodon are interested in Fantasy Football but just in case, I set up a league on Yahoo! if you want to join.

Here's the link.

https://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f1/906896/invitation?key=d408a902a571740c&soc_trk=lnk&ikey=d70ce7c591d6f876

Matt Miller: "Daniel Jones looked good! That will show all the haters!"

Me:

And these idiots wonder why nobody wants to buy their papers while their profession dies.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! THE METS BEAT SHIT TEAMS LIKE THE MARLINS THIS DOESN'T COUNT!"

OK so are you assholes going to insult the Yankees because they've used the Baltimore Orioles as a punching bag all season?

Oh right you aren't because if you dicks had your wish the only teams in this city you'd want to cover would be the Yankees, Giants and Knicks because you would still need a punching bag.

https://twitter.com/MetsOfficials/status/1159124074972491781 - I never want to hear anything about how "tough" the media is NYC ever.

They can dish it out and insult the fans when a team that they clearly hate covering loses but when they win they act all passive aggressive about it.

Saw it with asshole fucks like Cimini and Manish with the Jets and it's the same with the Mets.

They can all get fucked as far as I'm concerned.

I take great delight knowing in the last two weeks somewhere in Brooklyn, Ian Roberts has gotten more psychotic than usual.