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Advice to anyone on Mastodon who's new.

Let me say this if you are on here because you think you're going to somehow convince your friends to migrate here or you think you will be an influencer like over there, I got news for you, prepare to be disappointed.

If you're willing to have patience though, try communicating with some of the people on the local and fed. timelines. Even the simplest thing like a compliment will mean a lot to someone and who knows you might make new friends.

uspol 

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I have to be honest the Xbox Series S is a better name for a game console than the Xbox One was.

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quote from me in the news about twitter decentralization 

us/uk pol 

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in hindsight this tweet might have cost the labour party some votes

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i don't think i could be in a relationship with anyone who couldn't properly sell a Stone Cold Stunner

Take note Bernie Bro and AOC Stan Birdsite.

Wow who could have ever guessed an Anti Semitic Jackass could make the asshat PM look good in comparison?

I don't know like everybody?

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Tweetsite shitpost 

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Stupid People: “SNOW!”

Me: “YOU IDIOTS AREN’T THE ONES WHO TO DRIVE IN IT IN ORDER TO GET TO WORK A-HOLES!”

“Peter Baker and Maggie Haberman are world-class journalists” is the stupidest and most unintentionally funny statement since “Mike Maccagnan has friends all around the league”.

uspol 

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The next time someone asks me what my dream job is, I’m going to say “Have you seen UHF?”

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Some clients you remember after 20 years… 

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Some clients you remember after 20 years… 

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I hope Viacom and CBS merging means that CBS content is heading to Pluto TV, because Pluto TV is awesome and the best free streaming service out there.

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Two new entries to my growing in the last year Starting Lineup collection.

Tennessee Oilers Steve McNair and Jets Curtis Martin.

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@jalcine Yo, the fact Dorsey is viewed as some kind of a leader in this game highlights how much the American tech industry doesn't give a shit about contributing to the field and just wants to make apps that exploit it's population.

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