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Advice to anyone on Mastodon who's new.

Let me say this if you are on here because you think you're going to somehow convince your friends to migrate here or you think you will be an influencer like over there, I got news for you, prepare to be disappointed.

If you're willing to have patience though, try communicating with some of the people on the local and fed. timelines. Even the simplest thing like a compliment will mean a lot to someone and who knows you might make new friends.

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you, a fool: "Doctor Who VR adventure coming soon."

me, an intellectual: "Attack of the Graske 2."

I’m sitting in parking lot out in the outlet there’s a van saying “I brake for animals” with a Rush Limbaugh sticker on the side. How do those two things go together?

“Joni Mitchell covers, how much more painful can it get?”

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You know what else is rude? Telling New York Times opinion writers to go fuck themselves. But I can still do it!

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Kevin Nash is one of the greatest men who ever lived.

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free jazz is the only ethical jazz under capitalism

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What if we put Garfield's head on top of The Joker's body! Show more

Wake me when Mastodon crosses the 2M users mark.

It's halfway through February and I've already made one more post on my Dreamwidth blog than I did last month.

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Can someone please tell Howard Schultz that this ego exercise is a bad idea?

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