some good mastodon ideas:
Asstodon: post butts
Fastodon: compose field disallows pasting, resets every 5 seconds
Gastodon: no one toots like gaston (but actually everyone does)
Pastodon: fewer threads, more spaghetti
Rastodon: vector-free instance
TAStodon: speedrunning forum

had a shitty day. hopefully it’ll make a good story later

procrastinating on cooking for my burning man camp

someone should make a twitter-themed horror movie and call it "folloween"

🎵 YOUUUU AND IIIII ARE JUUUST OOONE SECOOOND 🎵

this is now a showtunes account

just used rsync and sed to migrate my iTunes and Traktor libraries to a new computer with a new disk name and username, nbd

kind of addicted to the iOS game “twofold”

just got to watch a friend perform an amazing dj set ❤️

btw if you didn't know you can connect your twitter and mastodon accounts on the join mastodon site to help you find your friends

bridge.joinmastodon.org/

that's a fun trick… if you stick U+2705 ✅ WHITE HEAVY CHECK MARK at the end of your display name, instant verified

Mastodon

Generalistic and moderated instance. All opinions are welcome, but hate speeches are prohibited. Users who don't respect rules will be silenced or suspended, depending on the violation severity.