Brandon Johnson @brandon@mastodon.xyz

Cryptic identity verification questions make me very upset. "You may or may not have had a home/auto/student/marine loan that started at some point after 1950. Who was president of France when this hypothetical loan may/may not have been opened?"

Me: I should bring my personal laptop, I’ll want to do coding-related stuff even though I’m not working, and that’ll be ok.

Also me: BUT maybe I should just bring an iPad? It would discourage me from coding to the degree I can...

Workaholic me: BUT what if something catastrophic happens and I need to access something from work?

Superworkaholic me: shut up, you’ve dialed in from an iPad many a time.

My first week-long break from work since college starts this Thursday, and all I can think about is sorting out how much tech to bring with me, which I think is really a sign that I need to take less.

Good news! I think it corrected my nose’s angle from an ancient baseball injury, when I was 9!

Somehow managed to hit my nose on the wall as I was walking around a corner today. Brandon: 0. Brandon’s lack of proprioception: 9857472.

Sorry about that, it’s been awhile. Here’s some pictures of bread.
https://mastodon.xyz/media/lMI7f07qm5arF_lGW-A
https://mastodon.xyz/media/haxjya1dEOMluSgpkvM
https://mastodon.xyz/media/Auj9nwgQ-s9X2-ms0nY
https://mastodon.xyz/media/4lPn-tkfhArpwelDcfY

man, it’s a (cold) one
like (a lot of) inches from the midday sun

but srsly it’s like -22 degrees here not even joking.

to the tune of “young dumb and broke”:

that was a
dumb dumb
dumb dumbdumbdumb jooooke
dumb dumb
dumb dumbdumbdumb joke

jar jar binks sith name is darth brooks. i don’t make the rules.

droids (ding!)

I stopped using Mastodon because my main squad (Minneapolis/St. Paul folks) was still on twitter. Turns out most of them joined here too! So I'll give this thing another try!

*taps mic* is this thing on?

If you can’t handle my at my Arthur, you sure as h*ck don’t deserve me at my Caillou.

hello again friends, it has been a time since we’ve last spoke! hope you’re well!

Fixed over 60 broken tests (caused by dependency updates, rebases, and the like). Hoo buddy did that feel good.