PrivacyMatters 🔒 @PrivacyMatters@mastodon.xyz

All spacecraft going to the moon have to have an LP of Sinatra's Fly Me To The Moon stashed onboard. It's the rules.

Want truly alternative search results?

Use Searx rather than (US-based, Amazon AWS-reliant, centralized) duckduckgo!

Searx subverts data from search engines while protecting your privacy in a truly decentralized matter!

https://searx.me for main (often saturdated instance)

https://stats.searx.xyz/ for a list of instances.. and better, deploy your own! <3

#FuckOffGoogle #DecentralizeAll

RT @DannyDutch@twitter.com
The only correct use for fidget spinners.

This is not meant to be snarky or condescending in any way. If you are leaving FB/Instagram (or any shitty company) I am genuinely proud of you and think you are awesome. 😍

Depiction of the United States as a bunch of magnates (where 5 people have more wealth of >50% of population) is a very realistic one now

Imagine travelling back in time a few centuries to tell peasants #feudalism is great because Dark Ages kings are "job creators"

Product idea:
1. You give me keys to your snail mail post box
2. Every morning I go through all the ads and replace them with a single flyer that's tailored to only things of your interest.
3. While doing that I'm going to read your personal mail, to get better at preparing a flyer for you.

What do you think?

Outrageous? Still using gmail?

And if you value your sanity, stay away from comments about Doctor Who today. You know it's going to be gross and try to steal your joy.

Take this news and do something offline. 😁