your friend @MrJimmy@mastodon.xyz

people who claim it's polite to extend your pinkie finger are just tea-posing to assert dominance

hannaford montanaford

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i'm gonna......... i'm gonna go to the cancel realm!

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@MrJimmy "copy of this horse"

@starwall i was gonna make a shitpost about buying open.horse, but, well: https://open.horse/

My cousin is trying to get the (despicable) name of this road in oregon changed. I know that change.org petitions can feel a little silly and ineffectual, but he and I would really appreciate your contribution if you have the time.

http://chng.it/d5pVkHhM59

Selfie, ex

you are meat

watching the scene in independence day where the alien ship blows up the white house and cheering

*explaining mastodon to someone* yeah, ok, there's not really any brand presence. the Garfield account is just a person who is using it as an alias, not Jim Davis's account. oh no, not that one. the Nicolas Maduro account is actually real, that's actually the official account of the president of Venezuela

taking my armor and blades to the blacksmith to make into ploughshares