I totally missed this one: "Tesla Goes Bankrupt
Palo Alto, California, April 1, 2018 -- Despite intense efforts to raise money, including a last-ditch mass sale of Easter Eggs, we are sad to report that Tesla has gone completely and totally bankrupt. So bankrupt, you can't believe it."
– Elon Musk
via https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/980566101124722688
"Elon was found passed out against a Tesla Model 3, surrounded by "Teslaquilla" bottles, the tracks of dried tears still visible on his cheeks.
This is not a forward-looking statement, because, obviously, what's the point?
Happy New Month!"
– Elon Musk
via https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/980566116614291456
https://mastodon.xyz/media/ZC3-RBvPUUnq1oBA9p8