kicked out of the fuck party because I kept messing with the EQ on the hi-fi

kicked out of the fuck party because I insisted on giving everybody attaboys

kicked out of the fuck party because my mind wandered and I thought about Joe Carter's home run in the '93 World Series and I just started crying

Kicked out of the fuck party for eating the garnishes on the entrée platter

Kicked out of the fuck party because I kept asking everyone what their favourite movie was

kicked out of the fuck party for laughing at a guy who said his favourite movie was Santa With Muscles

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