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*crashes through your wall* WE'VE UPDATED OUR PRIVACY POLICY
@ElfLord i love how many emails i'm getting now, i'm so popular!!!! i need to know who "clive" from "Dodgy Internet Company" is, now
@007 Clive is the name of a Large Father who works with his hands.
@ElfLord oh my god it IS
@007 i imagined the Kool-Aid man in this scenario
@toilettrouble me too
i was vaguely thinking of making a video in which i dub over me shouting something about a privacy policy but honestly it's a lot of work
@007 lmao this is a good one