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New study finds the worst small city in the US

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The National Institute of Dubious Studies released their survey of US small cities, ranking all the cities in order of best to worst. It turns out that Pleasantville, New York is the worst small city in the US.

James Johnson, a researcher, explained, “We went from small city to small city to rank them. The absolute worst was Pleasantville, New York. What put it over the edge was the rank odor that emanates from it. That’s a characteristic shared by no other small city in the US. Sure, New York, New York smells worse, but it is not a small city.”

As we were interviewing Johnson, one of our assistants reported to us that they missed surveying a small town in Missouri known for its garish looks. One of its residents had died overnight, and this had pulled the city into the small city category. When we informed him, Johnson replied, “Shit… we may have to redo the study then. Who is to say that smell matters more than looks when it comes to deciding whether a city is good or not?”

We bought the problem to the attention of Alice Ford, professor of Philosophy at the University of Pennsylvania. She launched into a long tirade about the relative philosophical virtues of aesthetics, auditory comfort, and economics. In the end, she declared that “all opinions are valid,” and jumped out a window.

#AutisticWriters #best #city #philosophy #satire #TheDailyIsotope #worst

https://www.thedailyisotope.com/2024/10/29/new-study-finds-the-worst-small-city-in-the-us/

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Joseph Lim :mastodon:

Bangkok, Chiang Mai among world's #worst cities for #airpollution
"As of 10.25am on Friday, the #Thai #capital ranked 13th w an #airquality index (AQI) of 101, despite having briefly been ranked 7th earlier in e day. #ChiangMai ranked 43rd w an #AQI of 66. #Bangkok remained under an orange alert for air quality.. #CityHall is implement'g #measures to mitigate #pollution fr #vehicles & #construction activity, particularly target'g constructn trucks" #BangkokSmog 😫🫁 #AirBKK
bangkokpost.com/thailand/gener

Bangkok Post · Bangkok, Chiang Mai among world's worst cities for air pollutionBy Online Reporters
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kurtsh

STOP 👏 CALLING 👏 HIS 👏 LIES 👏 "DISINFORMATION"

ALL YOU C+ AVG ENGLISH MAJORS IN THE MEDIA ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM

THEY'RE 'LIES':
❌ NOT DISINFORMATION
❌ NOT FALSEHOODS
❌ NOT MISREPRESENTATIONS
❌ NOT FABRICATIONS

WHY IS THIS SO HARD?

OOH, SCARED OF THE WORD 'LIES'? HOW 'BOUT 'BULLSHIT'? CAN WE TRY THAT? WHAT DO YOUR LAWYERS SAY ABOUT CALLING HIS LIES 'BULLSHIT', YOU SPINELESS BLOBS OF PROTOPLASM?

Y'KNOW WHO ALSO PREFERS 'DISINFORMATION' OVER 'LIES'?

TRUMP
#worst #reporters #ever #rant

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