#SysAdminFun: Customer: "Here you go. This is the server we were talking about." Me: "Ok, so what's the root password?" Customer: "We don't know, but you are a specialist, you sure can figure out how to get into it." Me: "Even the HDD is encrypted, so I can't get into it with a live system." Customer: "Just think about it for a while, you'll figure it out."
Me: "I need assistance. Somebody can get me some new batteries for my crystall ball?"