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Chris M.G. @zorgod@mastodon.xyz

Should probably add something since I haven't all day. So, yeah. I think that will suffice for now. :ballot_box_with_check:

Checking out other instances. I get the same feeling standing in a buffet line.

I think I'm getting the hang of this. Probably not though.

Just moved Mastodon into my social folder. So, you could say things are getting kinda serious.

"There is no cookie." - vaguely memorized Matrix quote

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guess I'm having pasta for dinner tonight. again.

[1 day later]

guess I'm having pasta for dinner tonight. again.

[2 days later]

guess I'm having pasta for dinner tonight. again.

[THE YEAR IS 2120]

I've done it. I've finally escaped the time loop. I was stuck in the wrong instance for over a hundred years and only now have I broken free.

DON'T TOUCH YOUR OTHER INSTANCES. THIS IS CRITICAL KNOWLEDGE. THE WORLD WILL CEASE AS WE KNOW IT TO EXIST.

On my journey to finding Amaroq, I stumbled upon a furries dating app. So, my day has been made.

I aspire to be as unproductive as possible.

200 songs on shuffle and the same 10 play every time.

All the amateur mistakes of joining a new social network and I made every one of them.

Once again Mister Clean is a dominant force in my life.

Fine. Not verified anymore.

I Forrest Gump'd my way here.

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I can't really understand French, but I am imagining some wild stuff going on in these toots... I mean whatever petit dejeuner means it sounds pretty hot.

That last toot may have been too eager. Also, I understand how awkward I sound speaking out what I'm typing.

Me: You should get on Mastodon
Wife: Already am...
M: ...
W: Did you say Master Don?