Zach Lipton ๐ฎ @zachlipton@mastodon.xyz
I'm almost certainly supposed to be doing something else right now.
Most images from the Fediverse aren't loading for me on the timeline (in Web or Amaroq). Anybody else on mastodon.xyz having that issue?
Hey Mastodon. Science has brought us Mastodon news. 130,000-year-old mastodon skeleton news to be precise.
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I've seen the Come Sail Away scene in the Freaks and Geeks pilot wayyyyyyy too many times and I can't believe I never noticed before.
Sam takes Cindy's hand right on the lyric "childhood friends."
Now that's great editing and direction.
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It's actually pretty impressive that Mastodon got this far before the whole concept of images and laws and liability and moderation and "nothing on the internet is ever as simple as you think because people are complicated" started to become a thing.
Somebody just subscribed me to a Google Group about bible prophecies called toweroftemptaton.
Should I be flattered they think I'm such a big sinner that I need such a thing?
tfw you now have an account on mastodon.social and nothing to use it for.
With the recent performance gains and everything working smoothly, I am reopening registrations on .social for a short time, while I am having tea/cake
Hoping nobody discovers I'm just three #brands in a trenchcoat.
Flying United tomorrow. Really not thrilled about this.
Hamilton obsession aside, I saw Dear Evan Hansen tonight and am still kind of freaking out. I went to fairly serious lengths to avoid knowing too much going in so I could see it cold and, wow, there's a lot going on there.
There was also surprise that many of them were, in fact, hoping to watch the rehearsal of the TV show instead of the show itself.
[on 48th st]
"Really? These people aren't homeless?"
"They're waiting in line for Saturday Night Live"
"You're sure they're not homeless people camping here?"
"It's the SNL line"
"They're here all night?"
"A lot of them are here for days"
"To watch a TV show?"
"To watch a TV show."
Compare and contrast
Twitter timeline: 100% get your war on
Mastodon timeline: people talking about mastodon
So tv's #archer has gotten rather weird
Just checked in on birdsite and, I swear this is real, the game theory game is doing a tweetstorm about tweetstorms or something, and I ran away back to here very very fast.
Aside with some beta 3D stuff in MS Paint, is there anything actually for creators in the Creators Update?
instances.mastodon.xyz seems to be down
