austin @yo_powe@mastodon.xyz
total nightmare / cutie pie. editor @ surroundedbythesound.co
toots on the brain, man
normies don't read this
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toot me daddy
the toot shall set you free
yeah this is fun but everyone's going back to linkedin in a few hours
i came here to boost and chew bubble gum and also if anyone has seen my keys i've bee
can't wait to be a mastodon influencer!!!! bring on the #spon baby
Hehehe reading the local timeline kind of feels like fishing (looking for new friends to follow)
This is my own horn.
please tell me that this is a big little lies free zone
who could have guessed that "no Nazis" would be the greatest technological innovation of 2016-2017?
*aggressively changes profile pic to an anonymous egg*
the real question is: how much shitposting will it take before this sucker takes down the whole net
what's up freaques
