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I always provide my phone number as 867-5309 to use store loyalty programs, because somebody's always set up an (anonymous!) account with it. Thankfully the joker who set it up at Walgreens put it under the name of "Jenny"
@Waltz where do they do that! Walgreens asks for your name but I think it's just because they have to select one. I always say "just the top one" and this time the guy said "oh, Jenny?"
@xor oakland safeway. beware 😁
@Waltz so strange! SF Safeway on Market lets me through every time. Used to print the full name of the "member" on my receipt too. (Thank you, Keri!)
@xor i always do this. it gets awkward when the safeway cashier asks you for your id