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#2318 "Dynamic Entropy" 

Despite years of effort by my physics professors to normalize it, deep down I remain convinced that 'dynamical' is not really a word.

#2317 "Pinouts" 

The other side of USB-C is rotationally symmetric except that the 3rd pin from the top is designated FIREWIRE TRIBUTE PIN.

#2316 "Hair Growth Rate" 

Hourly haircuts would be annoying, but they'd be easier to do yourself, since you'd have adjacent hairs as a guide. Growing it out would be a huge pain, though.

#2315 "Eventual Consistency" 

Later I'm going to get a head start on the heat bath.

#2314 "Carcinization" 

Nature abhors a vacuum and also anything that's not a crab.

#2313 "Wrong Times Table" 

Deep in some corner of my heart, I suspect that real times tables are wrong about 6x7=42 and 8x7=56.

#2312 "mbmbam" 

Hello and welcome to Millibar Millibarn Attometer, an advice show for the Planck era.

#2311 "Confidence Interval" 

The worst part is that's the millisigma interval.

#2310 "Great Attractor" 

Living in the southern hemisphere was nice because I could jump extra high, but I like it here too. Besides, if I ever want to move back, I can just curl up in a ball and wait!

#2309 "X" 

The worst is when you run out of monospaced fonts and have to use variable-width variables.

#2308 "Mount St. Helens" 

It's a good mountain but it really peaked in the 80s.

#2307 "Alive Or Not" 

Computer currently fall somewhere between prions and fire.

#2306 "Common Cold" 

Not even metapneumovirus, easily the common cold virus with the coolest name, warrants our sympathy. Colds suck. No mercy.

#2305 "Coronavirus Polling" 

If you want to see the polling questions we agree on MOST, you can check out Chapter 24 of my book How To, where I got the Roper Center on Public Opinion Research to help me design the world's least electable political campaign platform.

#2304 "Preprint" 

DOWNSIDES: Adobe people may periodically email your newsroom to ask you to call it an 'Adobe® PDF document,' but they'll reverse course once they learn how sarcastically you can pronounce the registered trademark symbol.

#2303 "Error Types" 

Type IIII error: Mistaking tally marks for Roman neumerals

#2302 "2020 Google Trends" 

As the 'exotic animals in homemade aprons hosting baking shows' YouTube craze reached its peak in March 2020, Andrew Cuomo announced he was replacing the Statue of Liberty with a bronze pangolin in a chef's hat.

#2301 "Turtle Sandwich Standard Model" 

It's possible the bread and shell can be split into a top and bottom flavor, and some models additionally suggest Strange Bread and Charm Shells.

#2300 "Everyone's an Epidemiologist" 

If enough people uphill decide to try the rolling strategy, they can make the decision for you.

#2299 "Coronavirus Genome 2" 

[moments later, checking phone] Okay, I agree my posting it was weird, but it's somehow even more unnerving that you immediately liked the post.

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