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#2489 Bad Map Projection: The Greenland Special 

The projection for those who think the Mercator projection gives people a distorted idea of how big Greenland is, but a very accurate idea of how big it SHOULD be.

#2488 Board Game Argument: Legacy 

Listen, you need to get over your reluctance to permanently alter a game. Now roll 2d6 to determine how many ounces of soda to spill into the box.

#2487 Danger Mnemonic 

It's definitely not the time to try drinking beer before liquor.

#2486 Board Game Party Schedule 

Several of the guests are secretly playing Meta Board Game Party. Every minute of parallel debate in the breakaway faction earns double victory points!

#2485 Nightmare Code 

Charsets even used to be known as 'alpha-bets' before that word's obvious negative associations caused it to die out.

#2484 H-alpha 

"All the companies whose blimps I shot fireworks at are mad, but MetLife is especially miffed because I dressed up as the Red Baron."

#2483 Linked List Interview Problem 

I'd traverse it myself, but it's singly linked, so I'm worried that I won't be able to find my way back to 2021.

#2482 Indoor Socializing 

The problem with learning about biology is that everyone you meet is it.

#2480 No, The Other One 

Key West, Virginia is not to be confused with Key, West Virginia.

#2479 Houseguests 

You can come on in, we're all fully vaccinated. Except the spare room off the living room. Don't go in there, we're not fully vaccinated in there.

#2478 Alien Visitors 2 

"Although fresh juice DOES sound--" "NO! For humanity to survive we must learn from the mistakes of the past."

#2477 Alien Visitors 

Stay right there, we'll be back in a minute. We've just gotta brainstorm some new wonders. Have you all figured out gears yet? Yes? Crap.

#2476 Base Rate 

Sure, you can talk about per-capita adjustment, but if you want to solve the problem, it's obvious that this is the problem group you need to focus on.

#2475 Health Drink 

You'd need to keep track of so many people! Would you use, like, Excel or something? Far too fancy for a simple country nanoenzyme developer like me.

#2474 First Time Since Early 2020 

Gotten the Ferris wheel operator's attention

#2473 Product Launch 

"Okay, that was weird, but the product reveal was normal. I think the danger is pas--" "One more thing." "Oh no."

#2472 Fuzzy Blob 

If there's no dome, how do you explain the irregularities the board discovered in the zoning permits issued in that area!?

#2471 Hippo Attacks 

It's cool how, when there's a number lots of people are curious about, but which isn't easy to measure, some random guess will get cited everywhere and become the universally quoted value. Unrelatedly, did you know there are 850 trillion waves in the ocean?

#2470 Next Slide Please 

"I have nothing to offer but blood--next slide, please--toil--next slide, please--tears, and--next slide, please--sweat."

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