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#2675 Pilot Priority List 

CELEBRATE: Serve passengers tiered cakes shaped like the airspace class diagram
xkcd.com/2675/

@xkcd Alt text: PILOT PRIORITY LIST

STANDARD SECTION
. AVIATE - maintain control of the aircraft
. NAVIGATE - figure out where you're going
. COMMUNICATE - Stay in touch with ATC and others

EXTENDED SECTION
. DECORATE - make the cockpit fancy
. ACCELERATE - see how fast you can go
. ROLLER SKATE - zoom down the aisle
. EXFOLIATE - scrub away dead skin
. SUBLIMATE - turn directly into a vapor
. POLLINATE - fly low to stir up pollen
. CONGRATULATE - you're doing a good job flying a plane!

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