the psyduck found me
Why I'm Leaving Mastodon https://medium.com/@williamturton/this-is-why-im-leaving-mastodon-4f1ec8170459
wow, please stop verifying me. this is too much.
wow double verified! stay away from me you unclean masses
looking forward to when Oath buys this
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look at all you unverified plebs
wow got verified already
sam sheffer is here
mastodon is over
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Call me Ishmael. Some years ago—never mind how long precisely—having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world. It is a way I have of driving off the spleen and regulating the circulation. Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul
poopin'