So how y'all doing today?
Can we all agree to change the ⭐ to a 🍍? Wouldn't that be fun and uniquely Mastodon?
All of your time-of-day specific posts are confusing me. I propose that each instance adopt its own time zone to minimize confusion, boost if you agree
TGI time to medicate stress with alcohol before continuing to work all weekend, amirite
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geodes are basically the hardest boiled eggs of all if you think about it.
DENTIST: i cant fix your tooth until you stop talking
In hindsight, as someone who's job at least partially involves keeping on top of the news, I didn't pick a great week to tune out of the birdsite in favor of shittooting over here.
TAke a look y'all: IMG_4346.jpeg
I wore this boring blue shirt today and thought "I look like an IT guy" as I left the house. Then an actual IT guy came to replace my computer and he was wearing a tailored jacket and a nice patterned shirt. Apologies to him and all other IT guys & gals. #postyourrecentlycorrectedstereotypes
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I regret to inform you that I am back on my bullshit
RIP le porc
1. i notice a lot of ppl on here listing their birdsite @s, which shows a disappointing lack of toot faith
2. i am @pfffr in case this place goes to shit
3. good night mastodon, i dream of many more glorious days ahead of us
Beans beans the magical fruit the more ya eat the more ya toot! (I am making vegetarian chili)
oh whoa there can be a mastodon conference called mastocon
@support when are we getting quote toots? My backlog of "it me" takes is getting uncomfortable
36 hours in: "toot" is just as funny. Michelle Obama and Mr. Clean are the mother and faterh figures of our community. I have not been Mad Online in over six hours. I no longer recognize my wife and children,
Here's a photo I took on a recent trip to Canyonlands National Park in Utah. America is a beautiful country.
