BRUH if quarantine doesn't get better I'm gonna have to start simping

"I'm going on a diet"
- weak
- worries people that you're gonna mess it up

"I'm purging all instances of the sin of gluttony from my realm"
- powerful
- nobody will worry because they will be scared

Imagine spending months of your life just to fork the ethereum blockchain and name it cockcoin or some bullshit...

Oh boy, here I go spreading propaganda again

Clearing your cmos is the same thing as cleaning out your belly button lint

Also gonna actually put a profile picture on it

Making my own instance with just me in it so I look real official

I JUST WANT TO EAT CHICKEN RIGHT NOW
NOT IN THAT WAY

lewd shitpost #lewd 

Is there any FOSS software the general public actively uses?

viomentr boosted

I need a boy toy rn but I've got the sniffles. What do?

If you get boosted on Mastodon your 15 minutes of fame are up

Minecraft factions but with Mastodon instances

My mom:
"If you're gonna be a man, be a godly man"
Haha yeet

Free speech websites aren't bastions of liberty, they're just intentionally unmoderated.

Reddit, racism 

transphobia 

Paying for something with exact change without stuttering is the new bisexual powermove

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