second worst person on the fediverse don't even get me started on the other guy
BRUH if quarantine doesn't get better I'm gonna have to start simping
"I'm going on a diet"- weak- worries people that you're gonna mess it up
"I'm purging all instances of the sin of gluttony from my realm"- powerful- nobody will worry because they will be scared
Imagine spending months of your life just to fork the ethereum blockchain and name it cockcoin or some bullshit...
Oh boy, here I go spreading propaganda again
Clearing your cmos is the same thing as cleaning out your belly button lint
HOLY SHIT MY MAIL SERVER FUCKING WORKS
Also gonna actually put a profile picture on it
Making my own instance with just me in it so I look real official
I JUST WANT TO EAT CHICKEN RIGHT NOWNOT IN THAT WAY
lewd shitpost #lewd Show more
BDSM SESSION IDEA
Your dom ties you up and tortures you by forcing you to watch minecon cringe compilations
Is there any FOSS software the general public actively uses?
The gender of the day is: oh no
I need a boy toy rn but I've got the sniffles. What do?
If you get boosted on Mastodon your 15 minutes of fame are up
Minecraft factions but with Mastodon instances
My mom:"If you're gonna be a man, be a godly man"Haha yeet
Free speech websites aren't bastions of liberty, they're just intentionally unmoderated.
Reddit, racism Show more
No no no, we're not gonna stop hosting racist content, we'll just stop directly profiting off of it.
transphobia Show more
You ever think you're on a hot streak and then get into an argument with your parents about your right to exist
Paying for something with exact change without stuttering is the new bisexual powermove
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