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This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue 💊- the story ends, you wake up in your 🛏️ and 🐦whatever you want to 🐦.
You take the red 💊 - you stay in 🐘 and I show you how deep the 🐇-🕳️ goes.
@thomson Ignorance is bliss. :meat_on_bone:
@thomson wait, they're both blue pills.
@thomson very emoji clever.