I just hooked up with this girland she asked me to grab her chapstick and I noticed it was burts bees and all I could think about was that time people here said burt fucks the bees and then without thinking i said "hey did you know burt fucks the bees?" please help

@radicalrobit no and then she just went into the bathroom for a long time

@tarzanboy @radicalrobit honestly, I can't even imagine a normie + you, and so really this whole incident is her fault. This is what you get when you try to slide out of your lane, Megan

@ItsJenNotGabby @tarzanboy @radicalrobit
Normals love tarzanboy.
I'm essentially a conservative grandfather.

@ItsJenNotGabby @tarzanboy @radicalrobit

She's not that normal though. Has all kinds if witch looking alters and crystals n shit. Said we can't date because i'm Christian and she's native. So I think I might somehow be the normie here.

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