I just hooked up with this girland she asked me to grab her chapstick and I noticed it was burts bees and all I could think about was that time people here said burt fucks the bees and then without thinking i said "hey did you know burt fucks the bees?" please help
So this is my legacy huh?
Its really fucked up that this was only like 2 weeks ago. I feel like it's been a decade.
@tarzanboy just roll with it man, good way to check for long term potential though
@tarzanboy readings this, paired with your display name, you never had a chance
@tarzanboy he does though. You didn’t do anything wrong
@tarzanboy Did she know that burt fucked the bees?
@radicalrobit no and then she just went into the bathroom for a long time
@tarzanboy probably to post on masto about it
@tarzanboy Big oof
@tarzanboy it is good that you told her that Burt fucks the bees, imo
@Pixley thank you my friend
@tarzanboy good morning
@tarzanboy facts don't care about her feelings, burt fucks the bees and people should know about it
@tarzanboy I'm HOWLING on the bus
@tarzanboy thoughts and prayers in this trying time
@tarzanboy god damn this is incredible
@tarzanboy I am literally on my floor wheezing at this post
@tarzanboy (wearing a lab coat) you're going to die of online
@tarzanboy holy FUCK
@tarzanboy I had to restrain myself from sharing this fact with my coworkers so I understand your struggle
@tarzanboy let me tell you bout the burt and the bees and the flowers and the trees
@tarzanboy until such time as she gets ahold of you and tells you "show me what burt does to the bees," yes
@bryceyoungquist I'd have to tell her I can't because Burt's lawyers had the footage scrubbed from the internet before i could grab it.
@tarzanboy kids these days, no sense of romance
@tarzanboy I HOPE UR ALL HAPPY
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