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I just hooked up with this girland she asked me to grab her chapstick and I noticed it was burts bees and all I could think about was that time people here said burt fucks the bees and then without thinking i said "hey did you know burt fucks the bees?" please help

Its really fucked up that this was only like 2 weeks ago. I feel like it's been a decade.

@tarzanboy i am fucking cackling at this this is the best post on this website

@tarzanboy just roll with it man, good way to check for long term potential though

@tarzanboy readings this, paired with your display name, you never had a chance

@radicalrobit no and then she just went into the bathroom for a long time

@tarzanboy @radicalrobit It's a really hard thing to accept at first so I don't blame her

@ghostwife @radicalrobit she had her suspicions. we all did. but the cats out of the bag now.

@tarzanboy it is good that you told her that Burt fucks the bees, imo

@tarzanboy facts don't care about her feelings, burt fucks the bees and people should know about it

@tarzanboy I am literally on my floor wheezing at this post

@tarzanboy (wearing a lab coat) you're going to die of online

@tarzanboy I had to restrain myself from sharing this fact with my coworkers so I understand your struggle

@tarzanboy if she said "yeah he fucks me too" put a ring on it

@tarzanboy let me tell you bout the burt and the bees and the flowers and the trees

@tarzanboy until such time as she gets ahold of you and tells you "show me what burt does to the bees," yes

@bryceyoungquist I'd have to tell her I can't because Burt's lawyers had the footage scrubbed from the internet before i could grab it.

@swampwitch69 no but last time I talked to her she told me "shut the hell up bitch" and hung up on me.

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