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Koopa Troopa @soopakoopatrupa@mastodon.xyz

I can't stop my mind being distracted. Totally distracted all the time, I can't keep one train of thought going without a little niggling voice in my head distracting me. It's so bloody annoying.

Time to go offline as I'm watching this on delay. Come on you got this.

Why do kids never fucking listen. Unless you mention sweets. Oh yes they hear you when you say sweets.

Dam it forgot to buy wrapping paper for the Mrs presents. Oh well christmas paper it is then.

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I wish I was a red shell. Green shells only go straight, they're useless.

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Wow I've not pee'd since 10:30 this morning. That cant be good.

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All we're going to smell for the next two months is bullshit. quote.

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The Mastodon "Remote follow" feature could be so easily used to phish the average Mastodon user into signing into a fake instance.

⚠️ Important security reminder: Always make sure the URL shows your "home instance" when logging in.

Settling down to finish the trilogy when no.2 child pulls the disc out and snaps it, arggg. Thank God for Kodi

Oh yes, I’m so excited for the next 6 weeks so I can hear everyone’s political views.

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@soopakoopatrupa nothing, really. I think it looks pretty funny because I have a nice "awoo" button

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@soopakoopatrupa you can "awoo" via amaroq for iOS. it's a custom setting via app

So just turned on . What does it do. ?