You need to back this. Now.
Connie and the Tooth Troll
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/conniebooks/connie-and-the-tooth-troll
I can't stop my mind being distracted. Totally distracted all the time, I can't keep one train of thought going without a little niggling voice in my head distracting me. It's so bloody annoying.
Why do kids never fucking listen. Unless you mention sweets. Oh yes they hear you when you say sweets. #littleshits
Dam it forgot to buy wrapping paper for the Mrs presents. Oh well christmas paper it is then.
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I wish I was a red shell. Green shells only go straight, they're useless.
Definitely need more #ScottishToots🙂
Wow I've not pee'd since 10:30 this morning. That cant be good. #9hours
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Updates to the Mastodon FAQ have been made, consolidating information from various sources.
https://github.com/upsided/documentation/blob/f2ee070f3aced0ed0de9f295931455d20725765c/Using-Mastodon/FAQ.md
All we're going to smell for the next two months is bullshit. #classic #ge #gogglebox quote.
Toot toot
The Mastodon "Remote follow" feature could be so easily used to phish the average Mastodon user into signing into a fake instance.
⚠️ Important security reminder: Always make sure the URL shows your "home instance" when logging in.
Settling down to finish the trilogy when no.2 child pulls the disc out and snaps it, arggg. Thank God for Kodi #starwars
Oh yes, I’m so excited for the next 6 weeks so I can hear everyone’s political views. #experts #keepitshut
Can you mute a whole instance ? #questiontime
@soopakoopatrupa nothing, really. I think it looks pretty funny because I have a nice "awoo" button
@soopakoopatrupa you can "awoo" via amaroq for iOS. it's a custom setting via app
So just turned on #awoo. What does it do. ?