polypoid @smarimc@mastodon.xyz

Is Ottawa a real place?

The unending hike of misery that I'd Frankfurt airport.

Tonight, Irish traditional music and beer. Because why not?

Select all the pictures of Slavoj Žižek: https://www.instagram.com/p/BF3uXymCXTE/

Okay Mastodon people. What are the appropriate settings to use if I want this to be a place where I can shit post and rant to friends and allies without it being picked up by media? :-P

Expected blast radius and fallout from Sunday's elections: https://nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/?&kt=5000&lat=48.8657007&lng=2.3463246&airburst=0&hob_ft=0&casualties=1&fallout=1&ff=50&fatalities=2772071&injuries=2379784&psi_1=8297011&zm=6 (a mashup of the two things that worry me right now, French elections and mad people having nukes)

Woop woop, I'm now on Mastodon. What the fuck do I do now? Who should I follow? What should I say? What kind of madness and hijinks should I get up to? What fires should I light? Which darlings should I kill? Which bridges should I burn? Tell me oh great Mastodon of absolute ineffable wisdom, I implore you! #hello