What on earth is TFL doing with Stratford Jubilee platform 13? There’s a sign saying it’s closed, I got an email ages ago saying it closed, an announcement just said all trains stop at 14 or 15… and yet a train just pulled into 13.
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I try to be creative with how I greet my boyfriend. Today was “Hello sweet pickle!” Other contenders were “Greetings ebola sunflower” and “Surrender rancid gemstone” x
Unfortunately the boss’s brother is “objectively handsome” as my colleague put it, but luckily he is straight and has a girlfriend. No more straight crushes for me 😅
I made this vegan burger recently and it was super tasty. Butternut squash waffles, vegan coconut cheese, garlic fried woodland mushrooms, onions, peppers, and a spicy tomato relish.
If I ever do decide I want to get engaged I’ll probably just hide an engagement ring emoji on one of my social profiles and wait for him to notice 👀 Fun!
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