Simon G @sfcgeorge@mastodon.xyz

stretch marks on my dick from my extraordinarily powerful boners

Elevator pitch:
Chess, but not boring.

👍🏼 or 👎🏼 ?

(CW: Animated / Flashing)

turning a dial that says “women in STEM” and looking back at the audience for approval

getting more ribs put in to increase the distance between my dick and my hungry mouth

A friend recently reminded me to use my privilege to back up somebody who needed it. I’m glad she did. (Though I also wish I’d thought of it myself.)

This is me paying it forward, at least a little. Please notice your power and stick up for people with less.

Sometimes it's hard to notice our own power so we have to teach ourselves to see it. Fellow cishet straight white dudes, I'm looking at you especially.

Look at these tiny babies!!!

I believe this is in violation of the geneva convention.

hey @HYPERLINK please look at this

how did none of us think of this one

"I don't care if James Bond is white, black, male, female, or whatever, I just want the movies to be as racist as the books were" — The weirdest take

Lol, I just woke up and found Rob Lion Full like this, the whole bed sheet wrapped around him like this. Amazing, it’s a Queen size bed sheet. Believe me, I didn’t do it, I slept along side (obviously without the sheet!).

@picklemaddierix
As a boy, I often wondered if god knew that the people praying in movies or on TV weren't really praying, and were just actors.

hi i'm mike, i'm 32, i'm here to Cum and be Cummed On

Mastodon meet up where we all get together and have a massive pint of piss

nobody:
ikea: what if there were a font made of sofas

https://www.theverge.com/tldr/2019/7/1/20677211/ikea-soffa-sans-font-vallentuna-planner-sofa-couches

cock: now for men