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at the Drum Restaurant

me: lets skip to the dessert menu, shall we? i'm feeling VERY Gongy today

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Blackle Mori  

please enjoy this AESTHETIC image I made in 2011 by scanning a kindle and putting the image on said kindle multiple times

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revenant  

i'm sorry this USB hub does *what*?

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Cooler Aleums  

"Hello, Pornhub customer support. How can I help you?"
"your site's broken. Nuttin loads"
"Sounds to me like everything's working as intended! "

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[tj] - all conversation is terrifying  
Thursday, in which I wonder ‘how the duck isn’t it Friday’
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elomatreb (moved to cybre.space)  
Drum and/or Bass
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simultaneously wanting to talk to more people but also hating most people

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Get yo security on! Encrypt your DNS, your browsing, AND get a speed boost (free and seems to work great) warp.plus/?ibi=com%2Ecloudflar

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Philly, rebesieged by barking  

Ahhhh brutalism + plants

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5G chipped hasya  

conservatives: no gay wedding cakes, doctors should be able to refuse to treat lgbt patients, we should be able to fire someone for being lgbt

also conservatives: why restaurant refuse service this is the most oppressed anyone has ever been

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Bronco  

Being horny all the time is easier than ever having to get horny.

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Dekks Herton  

how to surprise a pig

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white jeans are for people who want to tell the world i haven’t shit my pants

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'zellicle cat  

ukpol adj 

worth pointing out that even during the worst of the financial crisis the pound was never as weak against the dollar as it is now

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jude  

fore and aft skin

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someone in the office smells like dank locker room and it’s turning me on send toot

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Choopah Cobbler  

Pumpkin spice jockstraps available now

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