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at the Drum Restaurant

me: lets skip to the dessert menu, shall we? i'm feeling VERY Gongy today

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please enjoy this AESTHETIC image I made in 2011 by scanning a kindle and putting the image on said kindle multiple times

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"Hello, Pornhub customer support. How can I help you?"
"your site's broken. Nuttin loads"
"Sounds to me like everything's working as intended! "

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simultaneously wanting to talk to more people but also hating most people

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conservatives: no gay wedding cakes, doctors should be able to refuse to treat lgbt patients, we should be able to fire someone for being lgbt

also conservatives: why restaurant refuse service this is the most oppressed anyone has ever been

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Being horny all the time is easier than ever having to get horny.

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white jeans are for people who want to tell the world i haven’t shit my pants

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ukpol adj 

worth pointing out that even during the worst of the financial crisis the pound was never as weak against the dollar as it is now

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someone in the office smells like dank locker room and it’s turning me on send toot

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