Simon G @sfcgeorge@mastodon.xyz

Vegan Greggs = Veggs. Coincidence? I think not.

I’m working on something so complex I tried to come up with an appropriate simile but “harder than a statue’s phallus in winter” still seemed NSFW.

Had a dream where I met @VancityReynolds@twitter.com and @dragonjones@twitter.com. Ryan didn’t kiss me and Peter didn’t invest, but they were both lovely and made good conversation.

Ooh there’s a good gender equality and feminist activism episode of The Simpsons: s30e18.

yes I would like to demand my 2 free faxes

“The next stop is for staff only, please don’t attempt to get off.” Woman immediately attempts to get off then looks thouroughly perplexed. Yes this is Selhurst, not London.

Oh ffs now my train is stopped because “there are trains ahead waiting to go to the depot” what fresh hell is this

Oof, EasyJet flight delayed twice. First because a generator wouldn’t start the engines. Then a passenger was abusive to ground staff and refused to leave the plane so police had to escort her off. Not entirely Easy’s fault, but 1h delay means I miss public transport 🙅🏻‍♀️💸

I loved this art “x hibit” at Kollectiv Arbeiten. One of several tear-off pads bolted to the wall, with team exercises to “unlearn” ingrained yet unhealthy workplace norms.
https://www.instagram.com/sfcgeorge/p/BwFR0Irl1Lu/

I loved this art “x hibit” at Kollectiv Arbeiten. One of several tear-off pads bolted to the wall, with team exercises to “unlearn” ingrained yet unhealthy workplace norms. @… https://www.instagram.com/sfcgeorge/p/BwFR0Irl1Lu/?utm_source=ig_twitter_share&igshid=wa62dgekgfo8

cleaning robot or art

This art exhibit was a bunch of teddy bears with penises. I feel fuzzy inside.

https://www.instagram.com/sfcgeorge/p/BwAPrFjFb04/

https://www.instagram.com/sfcgeorge/p/BwAHcxdFQzp/

https://www.instagram.com/sfcgeorge/p/Bv_roaYlw4S/

https://www.instagram.com/sfcgeorge/p/Bv_SMdcllAB/

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First boyfriend holiday starting well. Arrived, checked in, now to discover Vienna. So far I have learned they speak German.

I don’t understand ASMR, listening to people eat is disgusting not relaxing. And don’t get me started on soap cutting.

What’s the emoji for emoji? 🤔