Ryker @ryker@mastodon.xyz
Data analyst. Data viz wannabe. Aspiring Data Scientist. Married with kids, 3-under-3.
there is a statistically significant—but, one hopes, meaningless—relationship between the annual divorce rate in Maine and the annual per-capita consumption of margarine in the United States.
http://www.newyorker.com/tech/elements/how-to-call-bullshit-on-big-data-a-practical-guide
cherry crumb pie for breakfast. fine. twist my arm.
this is my world right now
how many of you are subtooting about tooters who aren’t even tooting yet?
i just can’t even…I’m literally, literalling right now
literally dead
my brain is dead
fed, can you hear me?
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Lady just walked by my house and told her dog "that's not the right place" so naturally I'm imagining she has a nemesis in the neighborhood and makes her dog poop specifically there.
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smh
toots come from a :
forgive me tooters, for i have sinned. I have been working in lieu of tooting.
Dork toot
I just finished the Harry Potter books again. There's definitely not enough Harry Potter. JK Rowling needs to license out the series like star wars and let others write about happenings in the wizard of world.
I want Tweetbot. But for mastodon. I want Tootbot.
Oh, give me a home where the Mastodon roam
And the toots get boosted all day
How to find me on Mastodon?
You'll need my latitoot and longitoot.
