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Going to the library is great cause you can hang out with all the cool books and there's nobody subtly pressuring you to spend money

i saw we put all the cars on an island so they can all fuck in peace and we can be rid of the scourge of infant cars wandering the streets

I highly recommend muting as many bot instances as you find on the federated timeline. It makes it so much less overwhelming and a lot more interesting to browse.

I'm not against bots in the Fediverse, I've just found that I really prefer the Fediverse without them.

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Live action Minecraft movie?

Next we're gonna get a live action Lego movie or something, where everything's the same as real life except that there are DC heroes.

The Notre-dame isn't just a Christian building, it's a major historical structure and a part of the common heritage of mankind. That building, or what remains, is 850 years old, it survived throught the hundred years war, the countless Paris insurrections of France's revolutionary waves and both world wars. Its a historic monument to human history as any other. 850 year old icons are few and far between, and they only get fewer. I for one am heartbroken, as when anything of our history is lost, these sites are worth something and to see their end is saddening. There's not going to be another Notre-dame if it goes entirely, that 850 odd years could just end now, and I find that saddening.

I bought medium sized eggs because the cowards at Wegman's won't sell me anything smaller: they're marketed as eggs for kids and I don't know how I feel about that

what if u peel a sticker off the wall and it starts screaming

How To Be An Ethical Consumer:

- Don't buy from Amazon
- Spend half an hour researching where else you can buy the thing you want
- Order it from a small business
- The small business orders it from Amazon and just has it shipped to you
- Oh no
- There's no ethical consumption in a system with these fucked up power dynamics

My room smells like lots and lots of cinnamon now. I really hope this stuff actually repels ants like they say, cause otherwise I'm gonna regret sprinkling cinnamon in my room

Ice Ice Baby, except it's actually Ants Ants Baby because they invaded my room

Another thing I love about pet rats! Their tummies do this little quivery thing. I don't know whether it's their heartbeat or their breathing, but it's really cute.

websites be like "pwease awwow this vector for malware uwu"

Geothermal water, electrolyte water, alkaline water, super hydrating water... Whole Foods is always a surreal experience.

An excellent analysis of the song "Starships" by Nicki Minaj, illustrating that the song is in fact a blistering critique of colonialism.

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camel jousting giant sloths at the Avacado BBQ to celebrate the Americas

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