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i'm a gamer. i live in a society. yes we exist
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Please, if you are designing a website and putting all the "about" and "contact" links at the bottom, do not also put an infinite scroll of embedded Facebook posts in the page, I will never be able to click the tantalizing information I need

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@garfiald *every straight white cismale boomer on the Internet* well somebody tell my wife that

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man I really hope my favourite brands endorse the coming insurrection. I would hate to have to switch

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i think musicians should try selling their songs and albums individually instead of putting them on streaming service. its weird to me that none of them have thought of that

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frankly it should be illegal that they don't have holographic tattoos

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When a New York Italian hears a real Italian pronounce bruschetta for the first time

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took a look at twitter for the first time in a few weeks, and y'all, it's still pretty nasty over there

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Do you ever think about how slushy machines are just reverse clothing dryers

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Don't drink water,¹ what am I? A cucumber?!?!

¹please do actually drink water

I am literally just vibing*

*because I've taken too much ritalin and can't stay still

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Well if Little Italy is so great why isn't there a L- [an aide whispers something into my ear and i make the george w. bush 9/11 face]

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killing off mister peanut is counterrevolutionary because it means we can no longer symbolically eat the rich

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Sphynx cats are like “I’m not like the other cats, I’m ugly” and I think that’s beautiful

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@angristan
I bought an LG sound bar for my TV. It has built-in Bluetooth. It cannot be disabled, it cannot be protected. When a device connects, it becomes the active audio source, even if the sound bar is in standby mode. The only way to prevent anybody in range from blasting whatever they want in my living room is to unplug it from the wall. 🤦‍♂️

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