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i never have any idea what's going on here and i love it

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@Aleums hey fellas, is it gay to wave a long phallic object at my bros trying to poke them with it? you're literally pointing a long phallic object at your bros trying to poke them with it.

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no ethical spending, no ethical labor, but also, it's okay to want nice things and to treat yourself to them when you can afford to. like, the world is hard enough we don't need to deny ourselves the small slivers of joy or comfort we can eek out.

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Late stage capitalism is a corporation having the ability to turn off electricity for a region of over 7 million people at will because its faulty equipment can't stop setting fires.

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BREAKING NEWS: the mario kart wii modding community is pro-vax

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This is what made me walk away from my desk. I didn't say anything. I didn't do anything. I just went for a walk. I have to share this, it's redacted to protect the guilty.

We need to answer the central question right now, and that is:

ARE YOU FUCKING FOR REAL RIGHT NOW.

This went on for five pages, just the first page, because that's all anyone needs.

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wow i hope that this blizzard protest news doesn't kick up a bunch of gamer racism towards the chinese instead of the government or the company (this happens almost instantly) oh no oh god

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"Millennials saving money to blame for sluggish economy"
"Millennials should save $30,000 before turning 25"

Dump all capitalist media into a black hole.

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the year is 2021. the fediverse is divided into two distinct factions: car seat headrest fans and homestuck fans

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philosophers in history who spent their whole lives thinking about ethics: gee this is pretty hard

some guy who got a B+ in college calculus: all those guys are idiots. let me figure it out real quick

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My favourite thing about working with professional audio software is that whenever a new OS upgrade comes out, I get a bunch of e-mails saying "Don't even THINK about upgrading, you absolute piece of shit. You fool. I hate you. Die."

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