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i never have any idea what's going on here and i love it

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In tech, 'smart' refers to any device that stops working when the company that manufactures it goes out of business, regardless of what it does.

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i had a dream last night that a notable game developer started selling a small box you plug into your computer which allowed you to easily add george h.w. bush to your video game

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truth trying to remember where she parked the well

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straight men really think it's that women aren't funny, and not that funny women pretend to be boring to make them go away

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⠀𝓥𝓲𝓼𝓲𝓽 𝓢𝓾𝓷𝓷𝔂
𝑴 𝑨 𝑺 𝑻 𝑶 𝑫 𝑶 𝑵

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.xyz seems a little slow in general, especially with loading images. Any instance recommendations? I've stayed here since I first started lol

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Building my new data center at the cemetery so I can tell customers I have encrypted their data

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