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i never have any idea what's going on here and i love it

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droppin my ass to the floor to the pokemon healing centre music

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Best Zuckerbucks Let-Them-Eat-Cake self-own of the day:

"The disenfranchised will hail Zuckerberg as 'a savior'" --Jim Cramer, Wall Street hypeman, Goldman Sachs bankster, global meltdown and human misery profiteer.

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look, SOMEONE'S gotta milk those hams, and if no one else will then I've gotta

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eggs: green
ham: milked
seuss: doctored

I am forcible expulsed from the litterature

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One of the kittens joined an outside-cat gang. He's out of control.

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i like using the phrase "take a stab at it" at work because i can picture myself stabbing my work computer

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saying things aren't a personality isn't a personality

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A guide to choosing a "useful" language (to learn). Show more

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if Cisco was a real ally they would have changed their name to Transco

if Cisco was a real ally they would have changed their name to Transco

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drinking with Finns be like Show more

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i'm actually a phat-earther. i think the earth is WAY phatter than NASA is telling us. like i bet she's just stupid thicc.

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