Rick Ward @rickward@mastodon.xyz
Well spouse, post-production generalist, looking for the next opportunity. he/him
Joined Apr 2017
Rick Ward
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I’m running for President in 2020 as a hardline biblical literalist
awww one of my favorite skits got cut... granted the lead’s lines and performance weren’t the best but the intent of the piece and the other performances were great (the little boy and the waitress in particular)
Rick Ward
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Just have the urge to cry tonight.
I can at least say that I do not have a thankless job for the first time in a long time.
Update: it works with a small number of clips at a time
Rick Ward
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Resolve Media Management, IF IT WORKS, is a godsend.
Rick Ward
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sleeping..... the thinking man's fucking
Rick Ward
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thinking of creating a blu-ray player for hipsters that makes loud mechanical noises when you insert a disc, doesn't load menus and immediately plays the movie (no special features for you), takes five seconds to start and stop fast forwarding or rewinding, outputs composite 4:3 video with hardcoded letterboxes (or pan & scan!), simulates colour bleed and magnetic lines of static rolling down the screen, has a segmented LCD display that always flashes 12:00 unless you can figure out the unintuitive controls, and produces a half-static image with broken colours when you press pause. also sometimes it just destroys the disc
sucks to your ASMR
Resolve Media Management, IF IT WORKS, is a godsend.
It is always fascinating to me to see who makes their passwords feces-related in some way
brb adding another “69” to my banking password
Luck be Mullaney tonight
Rick Ward
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02/12/2019
Dear user of the fediverse,
today, it is my birthday. I have but one request, and I am sure you already know what it is. But, I will still choose to reiterate myself.
For my birthday, as a gift, I would like some boosts. I hope you can fulfill my request.
Thank you in advance.
Sincerely,
Evelien "Citrus" Twee
Rick Ward
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I get R-TYPE and IROC Z confused—they’re both heavily advertised machines from the 80s that I never got into
So glad I have no idea who Z*k S. is
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Loving how much Elena’s partner Syd resembles Lydia’s buddy Dr. Leslie.
Every now and then during lunch at work, I connect to WiFi, settle back in my chair, and thumb the icon for my favorite streaming video service, only to shudder in revulsion at the thought of having to pay attention to yet another Thing
Well spouse, post-production generalist, looking for the next opportunity. he/him
Joined Apr 2017
