Rick Ward @rickward@mastodon.xyz

I lean on a fence at the edge of the fediverse and stare into the distance: I remember when all of this was fields

it is known that facts don't care about your feelings, but did you also know, that feelings dont care about your facts?

i'm here to chew ass and kick bubblegum and I'm all out of correctly rendered quotations

i want a girl with a short skirt and a loooooooooooong spaghetti noodle that we each start absent-mindedly eating from opposite ends until eventually we meet in the middle for a huge smooch and everyone cheers

if student debt cancellation happened after i paid off my student loans, i would be happy, because im not a fucking shithead who demands that the entire world revolve around me and i can be happy for other people getting a fair deal

He died to save us all and was buried. When his disciples opened the tomb, it was empty.

Congratulations to the song "Sleepwalk" by Santo & Johnny for winning the Grammy Award for "Song that was supposed to be chill but only ever gets used ironically in trailers for scary movies"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBRCvVpknvg

Tumblr user exsanguinationforfunandprofit (that’s a mouthful) made this and I needed to share

my dad was getting rid of some shirts when I was in high school. I immediately took a liking to this one because it reminded me of something Ezra Koenig would wear. it became part of my regular rotation, and still is to this day

years later, i found out that it was literally the shirt my dad was wearing when I was born

anyone wanna do krokodil and eat coochie at jcpenney

trans day of invincibility. trans people cannot die

A real gambler knows that you can only win big if you understand that probability isn't in your favor but you're brave enough to bet anyway

that is to say: p is stored in the balls

In 1987 I was living in Los Angeles with a serious Smoking problem. Anyway as luck would have it I ended up outside the ceremony for the 59th Academy Awards and I was repeatedly asking people if they “gotta light”. Then David Lynch looked at me and said out loud “Yeah i could use that” and then he just walked away. Anyway I’m going to sue that plagiarizing son of a Bitch! #EddieStories

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