thinking of creating a blu-ray player for hipsters that makes loud mechanical noises when you insert a disc, doesn't load menus and immediately plays the movie (no special features for you), takes five seconds to start and stop fast forwarding or rewinding, outputs composite 4:3 video with hardcoded letterboxes (or pan & scan!), simulates colour bleed and magnetic lines of static rolling down the screen, has a segmented LCD display that always flashes 12:00 unless you can figure out the unintuitive controls, and produces a half-static image with broken colours when you press pause. also sometimes it just destroys the disc
Dear user of the fediverse,
today, it is my birthday. I have but one request, and I am sure you already know what it is. But, I will still choose to reiterate myself.
For my birthday, as a gift, I would like some boosts. I hope you can fulfill my request.
Thank you in advance.
Evelien "Citrus" Twee
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“I overstuffed my quesadilla,” I say to my wife as I arch my back
Well spouse, post-production generalist, looking for the next opportunity. he/him
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