ME: *opens email client*
A THOUSAND WORTH CAUSES: "Last chance to give us money!"
ME: *closes email client, and quietly backs away*
@rafial But tomorrow every site will get to wish you happy birthday, too! It's really weird how everyone was born on 1 Jan, huh?
@mdhughes Jan 1, 1970 to be precise
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