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plus ça change, plus c'est la MÊME chose

if Trump gets a Mastodon account he'll be a tootalitarian

....heh. UUencoded binaries in 500-character chunks would be a fun little trick. Or even UUCP over Mastodon.

if you're worried about "social capital," maybe declare social bankruptcy.

i don't want riches, i want a reasonable salary, a modest home, and a good education for my children.

if i have to destroy facebook and twitter to get that, i will.

Me on mastodon 4 hour ago : Just resuscitate
Me on mastodon now : Fine i'm not already crucified

It figures that shortly after making an account on here, I ran out of things I wanted to shout into the void.

I'd just like to thank Mastodon for confirming that I'm actually incredibly funny and not a complete failure like my Twitter numbers would have you believe

I hate 'toot' but 'boost' is better than 'retweet' so I guess it evens out in the end.

hi mastodon. follow me for cool vector net art

So fun to see French on the federated timeline. Basically all I know is "pas mal" and "merde" though-- you know, the essentials.