plus ça change, plus c'est la MÊME chose
if Trump gets a Mastodon account he'll be a tootalitarian
....heh. UUencoded binaries in 500-character chunks would be a fun little trick. Or even UUCP over Mastodon.
the best tooting is meta tooting
if you're worried about "social capital," maybe declare social bankruptcy.
Boost if you never wanna go back.
Me on mastodon 4 hour ago : Just resuscitate
Me on mastodon now : Fine i'm not already crucified
It figures that shortly after making an account on here, I ran out of things I wanted to shout into the void.
I'd just like to thank Mastodon for confirming that I'm actually incredibly funny and not a complete failure like my Twitter numbers would have you believe
I hate 'toot' but 'boost' is better than 'retweet' so I guess it evens out in the end.
hi mastodon. follow me for cool vector net art
So fun to see French on the federated timeline. Basically all I know is "pas mal" and "merde" though-- you know, the essentials.
🎤✔️ (mic check)