Kupero @pripensi@mastodon.xyz

Turns out the reason no boys came to the yard was that the milkshake's attraction field was too intense. For miles around, boys were pinned to the walls closest to the milkshake, unable to move let alone reach doors and visit the yard.

Luckily, we were able to power down the milkshake before any serious injuries were sustained. All further milkshake tests will proceed in flat open areas, like salt flats or the lunar surface.

https://mastodon.xyz/media/J7ws71rkGaqk9gU_iJQ

cicada song
against a pink sky
in mist

BREAKING: Sweden has dropped its case against Julian Assange and will revoke its arrest warrant

Background: https://twitter.com/wikileaks/status/865480098257879040

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prime and full of it...

#prime #life #young #hot #full #crippling #debt #cardsagainsthumanity

Ĉi tiu estas mia unua mesaĝo en esperanto. Mi esperas, ke la sekvantaj estus pli interesaj.

Facebook helped advertisers target teens who feel “worthless”

https://arstechnica.com/business/2017/05/facebook-helped-advertisers-target-teens-who-feel-worthless/

“Facebook's algorithms can determine, and allow advertisers to pinpoint, ‘moments when young people need a confidence boost.’”

Can estimate when teens feel “worthless,” “insecure,” “defeated,” “anxious,” “silly,” “useless,” “stupid,” “overwhelmed,” “stressed,” and “a failure.”

#SurveillanceCapitalism

Via twitter.com/@lldzne

A haiku about getting out of bed:

No no no no no
No no no no no no no
No no no no no

With the lack of full-text search in toots, and a clear way of sorting conversations/DMs, are you also sometimes prevented from finding message, people or discussions that happened just some days ago? I am afraid it may considerably reduce my interest in using Mastodon for non-trivial matters in the long run... do you feel the same?

@pripensi Kion vi jam lernis?

Wow, apparently in Japan Mastodon is serious business, worthy of a convention #マストドン会議

Beautiful sky ° ✧ (*´ `*) ✧ °

ねこの顔文字いろいろ

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~(=^･ω･^)

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You are the only NPC who is able to acknowledge exactly how dangerous the player character is.
#writingprompts #writing