While the world cup progresses, Colby decides he wants to play soccer. He joins the local team and displays unexpected talent, leading his team to victory after victory.

All those months of feeling poorly about his accomplishments fade away as “Col-Beast” becomes nationally and then internationally famous.

**overflow** @overflow · Jul 04, 2018, 01:33

**overflow** @overflow · Jul 04, 2018, 01:33

Frantic shipping 💞

**overflow** · Jul 04, 2018, 01:12

overflow boosted

**bryan** @bryan@mstdn.io · Jul 04, 2018, 01:12

@overflow i followed the specifications for ISO-8831 that went really in-depth on how to consume fruits. It prompted that the criteria for compliance was that a mango ("or related fruit") be ripe within a week and in order to consume it, the outer skin must be peeled at no more than 3mm in depth from the surface. Then, it is evenly sliced and diced into cubes of 2cm each. Each cube must be chewed 4 times and promptly swallowed.
this is necessary to be compliant with the standard

**overflow** @overflow · Jul 04, 2018, 01:30

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**overflow** @overflow · Jul 04, 2018, 01:03

**overflow** @overflow · Jul 04, 2018, 01:03

The Gentoo icon makes me think of luvdisc

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