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Only programmers should be trusted to write laws. Only programs should be trusted to drive vehicleSegmentation fault (core dumped)

Fidget spinners. Only 10’s kids will remember them.

Ein Smart Meter ist der Weg, den ein Besserwisser im Vakuum in 1 / 299792458 Sekunden zurücklegt.

The clothing eventually rots away, but maggot coverage provides the zombie with a sense of modesty.

Life protip: Keep your circle of friends small, so the blunt comes back to you faster.

Auf dem Weg in den Coliving-Space und die Zahnbürste vergessen. macht mich ganz kirre.

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Jabber, war das nicht dieser ICQ-Klon vom CCC, der ständig down war?

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