@dgaff wtf is social.tchncs.de ?
one dude uploaded like a 2 minute audio file
i am not sure that i should share it here
but i think that everyone should know that dozens of weird internet men have uploaded pictures and videos of themselves ejaculating to the WikiMedia Commons, you know, for the public good.
they are all pretending it is clinical.
It's the remix to Twitter, all those devs they be bitter, users rollin in content but ain't no ads up in hither. Gimme that toot toot. Don't gimme that tweet tweet
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this is the glass cube i've trapped twitter ceo jack dorsey inside
how do i pin my best toot?
i am antiverified
500 characters is such a larger canvas on which to paint my screams
mastodon is like if twitter was an MMO and you get all worried you joined a server that your friends won't be on/doesn't have the cools
So, weird, if you look at a user on another instance, you can only see how many followers they have on the instance you are on... See those asterisks? That's what that means...
https://mastodon.xyz/media/bZo1ZhgnVBNbxc0X7B8
c'est beau la tootosphère quand même
if you are not ✅
dont even want to kno u
this is a haiku
Vladimir Tootin
What's up fellow #brands, let's rap
will the different instances develop their own internally coherent references and slang?
what if we develop our own distinct cultures and cannot communicate anymore
will this be like the reddit of twitter (*shudders*)
i have fomo about mastodon instances
i like mastodon.xyz but feel like maybe I should join awoo.space when it opens back up
"Twitter sucks, I wish there was an alternative."
[Alternative arises]
"Not bad, but why can't it do the things Twitter does?"