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Jordan @mrhmouse@mastodon.xyz

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my theory:
1) figure out an algorithm to turn arial into comic sans
2) once you've got the algorithm, apply to comic sans again to get double comic sans
3) triple comic sans? quadruple comic sans? the possibilities are endless

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inner join sounds kinda lewd doesnt it

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HN: "I don't think you can built a social network on $100k. You'd need at least 5 people"

me:

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冬鳥のジョウビタキです。そろそろ移動の時期です。昨日散策したときはまだ居ました。
#bird #photography #photo
mstdn.jp/media/iMm0xvh_cUWs9Nr mstdn.jp/media/u-gqykDatpmm8oE

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every mastodon server also being a minecraft server (city with a limited size) with portals to other servers would ... actually be fucking cool?>

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Interesting post (from the developer of Whiley, an object-oriented language with contracts and verification) on the mismatch between object-oriented programming and the Internet.

whiley.org/2017/06/21/on-the-i

<<So, what do programs do a lot of? Moving data over the wire! And the thing about the wire is that, by definition, it’s not encapsulated. The concept of encapsulation is backward here because data must be completely visible (in some sense).

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Hell just froze over.

Notepad gets a major upgrade, now does Unix line endings - arstechnica.com/?p=1306109

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Did you saw this? It's simply crazy. #Degoogle

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Dites, je vous aime bien, mais là, j'avoue frnachement une très nette préférence pour ma sieste… donc, bon, hein ! Ok ?

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Now, to me the image would still be good with only the first 4 panels.

But it's that 5th one that makes it transcend into greatness.

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