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The cameras on my new 11 Pro are miles better than the camera on my old 7. The quality is stunning.

From β€˜Lies my Teacher Told Me’: β€œAmerican Indian warfare absorbed 80% of the entire federal budget during Washington’s administration”

The Timbers have so many injuries that they can’t fill an 18 man roster tonight. No defenders on the bench, does not bode well. 🌲⚽️ 😳

I like this scotch because it looks like it was named for an eBay auction:

18 yr scotch, A+++++, EXTREMELY RARE

Enjoying a bit of the Scottish game today πŸŒοΈβ€β™€οΈ ⛳️

Did the Bridge Pedal Kids ride and while it was fun, it was way too short for us. Gotta upgrade to a longer ride next year.

I’m only 50 pages in so far but this book on data bias against women is fantastic.

I think I found the world’s laziest squirrel πŸ₯œ 🐿

I threw a National Night Out block party in my 'hood and it was a success.

Trimmed my beard a bit and now my radio only plays MΓΆtΓΆrhead

Really excited to see the most Portland show: Flotsam, the river circus.

Soccer ⚽️ + sleepy cat 🐈 = lazy afternoon β˜€οΈ

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