🎙 🍐 🐖 @mperham@mastodon.xyz

Happy Holidays, gang. I hope your vacation rental also has a painting of a tiger overheating in the desert. 🎅 🎄

Welcome to my photography exhibit. Please enjoy "Hunter and Prey" and "The Lair". #mastocats

Y’all know that England has a bunch of official #cats with job titles?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palmerston_(cat)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_(cat)

#caturday night’s alright for sleeping

My latest mechanical watch, a Sugess chronometer. The quality and detail work are amazing for the price ($220), the movement is beautiful thru the display back.

My sign for the local climate strike tomorrow

It’s 🎄🎅 time here at Chateau 🍐🐖 but that won’t stop the Lapsnatcher. #cat

Cars and Coffee

Thankful for a lovely wife who wins Thanksgiving every year. ❤️ 🦃

Ever had tea with FLAVOR BOOST?

She’s just sitting on the stool next to me, full on purring, blatantly demanding pets. #caturday

Cat has developed this funny resting position, hanging her front paws off the ottoman. #mastocats

It is my sad duty to inform you that the Lapsnatcher has struck again.

Spent the weekend in Government Camp, OR hiking Mt Hood and seeing the local lakes.

brb, pitching an idea to netflix

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A new spam archetype appears

Bought mystery bags at the Timbers game today for the family and got really lucky! 🍀 ⚽️ #rctid

Finished! #pbr2019

I’m competing at the Portland Boulder Rally today!