Might Scare'em 🎃 @mperham@mastodon.xyz

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Bought mystery bags at the Timbers game today for the family and got really lucky! 🍀 ⚽️ #rctid

Finished! #pbr2019

I’m competing at the Portland Boulder Rally today!

The cameras on my new 11 Pro are miles better than the camera on my old 7. The quality is stunning.

Portland Climate Strike, thousands so far and hasn’t started yet!

From ‘Lies my Teacher Told Me’: “American Indian warfare absorbed 80% of the entire federal budget during Washington’s administration”

The Timbers have so many injuries that they can’t fill an 18 man roster tonight. No defenders on the bench, does not bode well. #rctid 🌲⚽️ 😳

I regret to inform you that the Lapsnatcher has struck again #mastocats

I like this scotch because it looks like it was named for an eBay auction:

18 yr scotch, A+++++, EXTREMELY RARE

Vacation

Enjoying a bit of the Scottish game today 🏌️‍♀️ ⛳️ #golf

Did the Bridge Pedal Kids ride and while it was fun, it was way too short for us. Gotta upgrade to a longer ride next year. #bike

I’m only 50 pages in so far but this book on data bias against women is fantastic.

I think I found the world’s laziest squirrel 🥜 🐿

HELLO IT IS TIME TO WAKE UP #InternationalCatDay

I threw a National Night Out block party in my 'hood and it was a success. #humblebrag

Trimmed my beard a bit and now my radio only plays Mötörhead

Really excited to see the most Portland show: Flotsam, the river circus.