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Did the Bridge Pedal Kids ride and while it was fun, it was way too short for us. Gotta upgrade to a longer ride next year. #bike

I’m only 50 pages in so far but this book on data bias against women is fantastic.

I think I found the world’s laziest squirrel 🥜 🐿

HELLO IT IS TIME TO WAKE UP #InternationalCatDay

I threw a National Night Out block party in my 'hood and it was a success. #humblebrag

Trimmed my beard a bit and now my radio only plays Mötörhead

Really excited to see the most Portland show: Flotsam, the river circus.

ILL RUN

Cat protip: snooze in a sunbeam #mastocats

Soccer ⚽️ + sleepy cat 🐈 = lazy afternoon ☀️

Turns out Siri is a Nazi too

Sunday afternoon vibe

Porch life with a heavily armed ninja

Indoor cat dreams of the outdoors.

Selfie with my latest laptop

The lapsnatcher has struck again.

The lap invader has struck again

Lovely patio afternoon in Portland

Can you spot her? Evolution provides perfect camouflage for urban predators #amazing #CatFact

Ex Novo’s Puff Puff Passion is one of the tastiest beers I’ve ever drank. I could drink this all day (until I fell over).