Help, cat has fallen asleep right in my face and I can’t get up.
@mperham Kitty looks damned pleased with itself, too... "hah, got him right where I want him!"
"OK, that's good, right there, don't move... oh, shit, you moved."
God speed. Your sacrifice means everything.
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