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@meme_combinator
boss makes a dollar,
I make a dime
that's why my cellar stores a cask of rare and expensive wine

hi portland! are you excited about the peer to peer web? join us at 6:00 PM on november 29th for talks and workshops about the dat protocol, beaker browser, and decentralization! learn more and get tickets at datnight.org ✨

Working on my charlatan patter so I can sell my invigorating tonic to the rubes in the next small town

Boost if you're not afraid to have a photo of THE LORD on your timeline

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*slaps my own skull*
this baby can fit so many intrusive thoughts in it

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