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boss makes a dollar,
I make a dime
that's why my cellar stores a cask of rare and expensive wine

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Working on my charlatan patter so I can sell my invigorating tonic to the rubes in the next small town

Boost if you're not afraid to have a photo of THE LORD on your timeline

retoot to pet the cat
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*slaps my own skull*
this baby can fit so many intrusive thoughts in it


ok, so i read the article and it's pretty funny. i still don't want google recommending me stuff like this based on my browsing habits.

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